Mark Paris vs. Brolly
AGW World Heavyweight Title Match
from Saturday Smashfest (December 12, 1998)

VIOLET: We are to our main event. Mark Paris taking on Brolly for the World Title.

SPEED: This will be good.

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This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the AGW World Heavyweight Title.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rachel Morris and Fenris...
Hailing from Cleveland, Ohio...
Weighing in at 237 pounds...

"The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Klilyn...
Fighting out of Planet Vegeta...
Weighing in at 450 pounds...

The AGW World Heavyweight Champion...
Brolly

They lock up.
Mark Paris kicks Brolly.
Mark Paris kicks Brolly.
Brolly punches Mark Paris.
Brolly kicks Mark Paris.
Brolly nails Mark Paris with an elbow to the midsection.
Brolly nails Mark Paris with a scoop powerslam.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brolly throws Mark Paris out of the ring.
Brolly goes through the ropes.
Brolly whips Mark Paris into the guardrail.
Klilyn comes from behind, but Mark Paris nails Klilyn.
Brolly uses a headbutt on Mark Paris.
Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Mark Paris.
Brolly sets up a table.
Brolly sets up Mark Paris on the table.
Brolly executes a splash through the table.
The table didn't break.
Brolly uses a belly-to-back suplex on Mark Paris.
Rachel Morris comes from behind and distracts Brolly.
Mark Paris is handed the tire iron.
Mark Paris hits him with the tire iron.
Mark Paris chokes him with the tire iron.
Mark Paris goes for a football tackle, but Brolly counters it with a DDT.
Brolly yells "KAKAROTTO!!!!".
Brolly sets up Mark Paris on the table.
Brolly tries to brolly face slam Mark Paris through the table, but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
Mark Paris is handed a high-heeled shoe.
Mark Paris hits him with the high-heeled shoe.
Mark Paris hits him with a high-heeled shoe.
Mark Paris throws Brolly back into the ring.
Mark Paris is going for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Paris puts Brolly in a sleeperhold.
Brolly reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mark Paris takes Brolly down with a flying elbowdrop.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Paris leaves the ring.
He returns with a shovel.
Mark Paris hits him with the shovel.
Carl Westcoat throws the shovel out of the ring.
Mark Paris hits a back heel kick on Brolly.
Mark Paris goes for a sleeperhold, but Brolly blocks it.
Brolly nails Mark Paris with a jack-knife power bomb.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Brolly runs into the ropes.
Mark Paris catches Brolly in a chokehold.
Brolly is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Brolly reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Mark Paris whips Brolly into the ropes.
Mark Paris misses with a kick.
Mark Paris locks Brolly in a sleeperhold.
Brolly is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Brolly is struggling to reach the ropes.
Brolly summons one last burst of energy.
Carl Westcoat asks Brolly if he should stop the fight.
Brolly shakes his head.
Mark Paris lets go after 30 seconds.
Mark Paris uses a DDT on Brolly.
Mark Paris hits a tornado DDT on Brolly.
Mark Paris hits Brolly with a flying elbowdrop.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Paris executes an avalanche on Brolly.
Mark Paris puts Brolly in a chokehold.
Brolly reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Mark Paris leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Mark Paris runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Mark Paris goes for a 450 splash, but Brolly rolls out of the way.
Brolly executes a scoop powerslam on Mark Paris.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, shoulder up.
Brolly hits Mark Paris with a choke slam.
Brolly executes a headbutt on Mark Paris.
Brolly puts Mark Paris in a choke against the ropes.
Mark Paris tries to escape the hold.
Mark Paris is struggling to get out of the hold.
Mark Paris is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mark Paris tries to escape the hold.
Mark Paris tries to fight the pain.
Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 27 seconds.
Brolly executes a running power bomb on Mark Paris.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.

Mark Paris begs off.
Brolly goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mark Paris counters it with a low blow.
Mark Paris hits Brolly with a DDT.
Mark Paris catches Brolly in the STF.
Brolly reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is.
Klilyn throws Brolly the giant laser frisbees.
Brolly hits Mark Paris with it and goes for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Mark Paris locks Brolly in a sleeperhold.
Brolly reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Carl Westcoat removes the chair from the ring.
Mark Paris hits him with the giant laser frisbees.
Mark Paris gives the sign for the Extreme Measure.
Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Brolly.
Brolly breaks the hold after 14 seconds.
Brolly goes for a full nelson, but Mark Paris counters it with a go-behind.
Mark Paris hits him with the giant laser frisbees.
Carl Westcoat throws the giant laser frisbees out of the ring.
Mark Paris catches Brolly in an abdominal stretch.
Brolly is struggling to reach the ropes.
Brolly reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Mark Paris hits Brolly with a football tackle.
Brolly gets really, really mad..
Brolly executes the Brolly Face Slam on Mark Paris.
Brolly goes for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Brolly goes for a punch, but Mark Paris counters it with a roundhouse right.
Brolly re-reverses it.
Mark Paris begs off.
Brolly nails Mark Paris with a series of punches.
Brolly is going for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Brolly hits Mark Paris with a scoop powerslam.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Brolly goes for a full nelson, but Mark Paris counters it with a headbutt.
Mark Paris runs into the ropes.
Mark Paris hits Brolly with a kick.
Mark Paris puts Brolly in a bow-and-arrow submission.
Brolly tries to escape the hold.
Brolly tries to fight the pain.
Brolly reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds.
Mark Paris whips Brolly into the ropes.
Mark Paris hits Brolly with a kick.
Mark Paris is going for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Mark Paris goes for the STF, but Brolly counters it with a small package.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Brolly hits Mark Paris with a powerslam.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mark Paris begs off.
Brolly takes Mark Paris down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Brolly is going for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mark Paris begs off.
Brolly nails Mark Paris with a fist to the midsection.
Brolly nails Mark Paris with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
Fenris enters the ring and hits Brolly with the studded weight belt.
Brolly is out cold.
Mark Paris uses a football tackle on Brolly.
Mark Paris catches Brolly in a chokehold.
Brolly reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Mark Paris whips Brolly into the ropes.
Brolly goes for a clothesline, but Mark Paris counters it with a crucifix.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mark Paris takes Brolly down with a DDT.
Mark Paris hits an earringer on Brolly.
Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Brolly blocks it.
Brolly nails Mark Paris with a vertical suplex.
Brolly hits Mark Paris with a running power bomb.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Brolly gets a chokehold on Mark Paris.
Mark Paris tries to escape the hold.
Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Brolly goes for a palm blow, but Mark Paris blocks it.
Mark Paris hits Brolly.
Brolly punches Mark Paris.
Mark Paris hits Brolly.
Mark Paris chops Brolly.
Mark Paris executes a football tackle on Brolly.
Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Brolly ducks out of the way.
Brolly executes the Brolly Face Slam on Mark Paris.
Brolly goes for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Brolly goes for a stomachbreaker, but Mark Paris blocks it.
Mark Paris whips Brolly into the ropes, but Brolly reverses it.
Brolly hits Mark Paris with a clothesline.
Mark Paris begs off.
Brolly puts Mark Paris in a choke lift.
Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Fenris tries to interfere, but Klilyn prevents him from doing so.
Brolly goes for a headbutt, but Mark Paris blocks it.
Mark Paris catches Brolly in a sleeperhold.
Brolly reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Mark Paris whips Brolly into the ropes, but Brolly reverses it.
Brolly goes for a bodyslam, but Mark Paris counters it with a facerake.
Brolly goes for a running power bomb, but Mark Paris counters it with a small package.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mark Paris nails Brolly with a power bomb.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:14:02

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SPEED: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VIOLET: I can't believe that. MARK PARIS IS THE NEW WORLD CHAMP!!!!

SPEED: Damn it! I'm going to have to do my crooked corporate crap to get him to lose it.

VIOLET: I can't believe Mark Paris POWER BOMBED Brolly.

SPEED: Neither can I, neither can Brolly and neither can the entire crowd. The "Die Mark Die" chants are out in waves.

VIOLET: So your mega-heel just won the title, Speed, how do you feel?

SPEED: He's not MY mega-Heel. He doesn't even know what the meaning of that word is. After all, the student, Paris, still has to overcome the teacher, ME, and somehow I don't think that will happen.

VIOLET: Big words from the Commish. But even bigger was the power bomb heard 'round the world, with Mark Paris winning the AGW World Title. Good night from Des Moines, Iowa everybody.

(Fade out to highlights including the Dark Church reunion and the power bomb and subsequent pin by Mark Paris.)