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| Siso Sayings |
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| "You haven't did nothing?" "That ain't right." "Yeah, that's kinda sucky." "They got triple-wides now." "There is bagels come and get one or two." "He ain't hot. You're a retard." "You ain't pretty enough to be the Statue of Liberty." "Do these go in that violin...viola...whatever thing?" My response is "you mean the accordion file?" "Yeah, I knew it was some kind of musical instrument." After I had a discussion with a co-worker about Edgar Allen Poe stories, Potluck butted in with "What kind of movies are those?" After explaining the concept of short-stories to her, she replied "What, do you like read that out of a book?" Referring to her daughter (whom we all feel very sorry for), "I don't read her books. She don't get into 'em." After a large discussion about the middle east and Mecca, she decided to figure out where some of the places we had mentioned are by looking at that "ball thing" that her mom has. As in a globe. |
| This is Jennifer Siso, better known as Potluck Jenny. She keeps everyone in our office entertained by her wit & wisdom. This is just a sampling of her famous quotes. |