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What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
- How come, in the Mini Wheat�s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat�s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place? - If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not? - Is there anything easier done than said? - Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn�t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? - Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They�re going to see you naked anyway? - If ignorance is bliss, why aren�t more people happy? - Why does the label on children�s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!? - If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it? - Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper? - What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? - Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together? - If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard? - Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights? - Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts? - Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane? - Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? - If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages? - Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? - Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"? - If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? - If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? - Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10? - Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? - If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid? - If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? - If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? - Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump? - If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? - Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter? - If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? - If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? - Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? - Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? - If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? - If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him? - If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2? - If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? - If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? - If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? - Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? - When blind people go to the bathroom, how do they know when they are done wiping their butt? - Where are Preparations A through G? - Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? - Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? - Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? - Why do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind of douche you keep after using? - Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? - Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? - You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? -Why do they report power outages on TV? Borrowed from http://www.geocities.com/e_illian4182/funnythoughts.html |
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