So yes, I have this obsession about penguins and lemmings. I'm not sure why. I blame my friend The Swearing Penguin. She's the one who got me started when she read me a page from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." - Arthur Dent
And still some more about other animals...
"Er, excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I?" - the whale, pondering about his existence while in mid-air.
"Ford!" [Arthur] said, "there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out!"
And some weird stories out there...
Pair of New York penguins are gay... I'm not sure how true this is...
This one's about a drunk dog... ask me about the drunken pigeon story.
Just wrong... very wrong... how can they get the two mixed up?
Tips from the government on how to pack... a HIPPO. Why would anyone want to pack a hippo? Isn't it illegal?!
Ripoff from the H2G2?! Reminds me of the Infinite Monkeys Theory.
Pan fried goldfish I get this image of Cecil flopping around in a frying pan...it's a game by the way.
Spaced Penguin. Where you try to shoot Kevin the penguin into a space station from the GPS - Giant Penguin Slingshot.
A Penguin Batting Game Click once to drop the penguin, and click a second time to swing. Then watch the penguin fly.