Ahhh! The most hilarious jokes in the world. Enjoy! lol. (Jokes by JokesJester.com)
1. Yo Mama is so fat she ran away, and they used all four sides of the milk carton.
2.Yo Mama's so ugly, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.
3.Yo Mama is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
4.Yo Mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
5.Yo Mama is so nasty she smells like hot ass on a cold day.
6.Yo Mama is so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
7.Yo Mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
8.Yo Mama's so stupid, she invented a glow in the dark flashlight.
9.Yo Mama's so stupid she wrote a book on how to read.
10.Yo Mama is so stupid she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
11.Yo mamas so fat when she got on the scale it said "One at a time please!"
12.Yo Mama is so fat when I asked for Pigs in a Blanket, she got back in bed.
13.Yo Mama is so ugly she makes blind children cry.
14.Yo Mama is so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
15.Yo Mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
16.Yo Mama is so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
17.Yo Mama is so stupid she sold the car for gas money.
18.Yo Mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.
19.Yo Mama's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
20.Yo Mama is so stupid she studied for a blood test and failed.