| You're Fixin to Annoy me... top ten ways to get on someones nerves 10. Page yourself over the intercom, don't disguise your voice. 9. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 8. As often as possible skip rather than walk. 7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 6. Sing along at the opera. 5. Put mesquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 4. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!" 3. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!!" 2. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy we are going to have to let one of you go." 1. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down. |
| Stupid Green-Hair Guy says: I love tapioca! |