| Some of My Favorite Away Messages |
| You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based on the honor system. Please delete all of the files from your computer. Thank you for your cooperation. I'm doing my homework. Feel free to interupt. Gone crazy. Back soon. School is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Should we really be going to school? I'm not here but feel free to talk to the computer for as long as you want to. Hello, you have reached the automated messageing system of YOUR NAME, your message will be answered in the order which it was recieved, your message is number 8,562, please hold, your message is important to me. There are three kinds of people in this world, ones who can count and ones who can't. Which of the three are you? |