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Ways To Annoy Your Bathroom Stallmate
1) Stick your palm open under the stall wall
and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a
highlighter?"
2) Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put
my lips on that."
3) Cheer and clap loudy every time somebody
breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4) Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color
before."
5) Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My
glass eye!!"
6) Say, "Damn, this water is cold."
7) Grunt and strain really loud for 30 seconds
and then drop a canteloupe in the toilet bowl
from a high place and then sigh relaxingly.
8) Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9) Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus.
10) Fill up a large flask with mountain dew.
Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of
your neighbor's while yelling, "Whoa! Easy
boy!!"
11) Say, "Interesting... more sinkers than
floaters."
12) Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut
butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under
the stall of your neighbor. Then say,
"Whoops, can you kick that back over here
please?"
13) Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep
on me!!"
14) Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a
maggot."
15) Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a
little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16) Play a well-known drum cadence over and over
again on your butt cheeks.
17) Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously
lay down a "Cross-Dressers Anonymous"
newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent
stall.
18) Lower a small mirror underneath the stall
wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor
and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19) Drop a D-cup bra under the stall wall and
sing "Born Free". |
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