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Odd Things To Do To Your Roommate
1. Keep your room real messy for a few weeks.
Clean it while your roommate is out.
2. Leave before they come back. Arrive after them
and then angrily accuse them of cleaning up your
room.
3. Take all of the hair out of their brush and
stick it to the wall with scotch tape.
4. Insist on cleaning their fingernails for them
every night.
5. Crumple empty chip bags the whole time your
roommate is home.
6. Make a shine dedicated to them.
7. Whistle one note of a song and repeat it for 3
days, then pick a new note.
8. Play Scottish music 24 hours a day full blast.
9. Every night at midnight, stick your head out
the window and scream "GO AWAY MONSTERS! GO
AWAY!" Do this every night for 6 weeks.
10. Sniff their underwear while they're still
wearing it.
11. Buy fish and a fish tank. Dye the water with
food coloring. Talk to the fish and giggle often
while staring at your roommate.
12. Tie all your socks up in knots. Hang them
from the ceiling. Count them every time you walk
in the room.
13. Every time your roommate walks in the room,
shake their hand and smile sweetly. If they
refuse, wipe the smile off your face, clench your
teeth and growl whenever they walk in the room
for the next two weeks.
14. Watch test patterns.
15. Collect bottles of colored water on the
floor. Refuse to discuss them.
16. Buy lots of slinkys and hang them from your
ceiling while humming "It's Slinky, it's
Slinky..."
17. Buy lots of pictures. Hang them up upside
down. Stand on your head to look at them.
18. Tack candy wrappers on your walls.
19. Buy Barney dolls, tapes and posters. Carry
the doll around singing "I love you...You
love me..." and paint your face purple.
20. When your roommate throws something out, grab
it from the garbage exclaiming "I can't
believe you're throwing this away! I've been
wanting one of these for so long!" and toss
it in a large card board box. Do this for a month
or until the box is full. Then dump it on your
roommates bed saying its their garbage anyway. |
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