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Things To Say To Insult Someone
If brains were gasoline you wouldn't have
enough to drive a piss-ant's go-cart around the
inside of a cheerio.
Hey!...The Milwaukee police are looking for
you......yeah..they took an inventory of Jeffery
Dahmers apartment and they were short one
asshole..
Must you be a pothole in the highway of life??
Your father screwed a plant and raised a blooming
idiot..
You better hope there is life after death.... it
will be your only chance for a real life!
If a guy is giving a girl a rough time and says,
I'd do anything to get into your pants, she can
tell him to roll in cotton batten and be her
maxipad.
I wouldn't spit in your ear if your brain was on
fire
I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his guts was
afire.
Or how about this anti-putdown - I'd crawl half a
mile on my hands and knees over busted glass,
just to smell the steam off her p*ss, she's that
f*ckin' nice.
If your brains were converted to dynamite, there
wouldn't be enough to blow the kneecap off a
flea.
If clues were shoes, you'd go barefoot.
We could never replace you - we don't know what
you ARE!
If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave it's
ass and make it walk backwards.
You're so ugly , your pshyciatrist makes you lie
face down .
If I were to give a you a penny for your thoughts
, I'd have change coming .
I stuck up for you today .... Someone said you
weren't fit to eat with the pigs , I said you
were .
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny...
You English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms,
son of a silly person! Ah blow my nose at you,
so-called "Arthur Keeeng"! You and all
your silly English Knnnnnnnnnnn-iggets!!!
Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you
empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in
your general direction! Your mother was a
hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
Better not sit down: Brain damage is
irreversable.
I heard you were such an ugly kid your mother
breast fed you through a straw.
Someone told me you eat sh*t sandwiches. I
immediately picked up for you: "No, he
doesn't. He doesn't like bread".
If brains were dynamite you couldn't even blow
your nose!
You're so ugly , that when you were a kid , your
Mother had to take you everywhere wuth her
because even she was afraid to kiss you goodbye !
Is that a pimple on your ass or a brain tumor?
She's so ugly, it looks like her face was on fire
and someone put it out with a chain.
If brains were money and battleships were a
nickel apiece, she wouldn't have the down payment
on a friggin' kayak!
She was so dumb that she had to stand on a chair
to raise her IQ!
You're telling me to eat sh*t? OK!..but what
shall I do with your clothes?
Is that your face?......Or an open wound?
When you were born, the doctor took a look at
your ass, then at your face and then said
"Look! Twins!!"
You're so ugly that when you go to a proctologist
he sticks his finger in your mouth.... |
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