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Yo Mama So Ugly...
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an
ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no
professionals".
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window
and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born,
her mother said "What a
treasure!" and her father said
"Yes, let's go bury it".
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into
dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a
costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the
bungee cord around her ankle, they put it
around her neck.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days
to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a
bank, they turn off the surveillence
cameras.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a
steak around her neck to get the dogs to
play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the
street in September, people say
"Damn, is it Halloween
already?"
Yo momma so ugly the government moved
Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks
she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her
clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed
"Gorillas in the Mist" in her
shower!
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to
the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a
quote!.
Yo momma so ugly they put her in dough
and made monster cookies!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath
the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't
talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date
her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick
or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby
drunk to breastfeed it!
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to
stone!
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for
life.
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for
Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in
the sand on the beach, cats try to bury
her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches
away.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad
first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes
her to work with him so that he doesn't
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