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Odd Newspaper Headlines
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
Peck! Peck! Peck! ... Boom! .... Chicken
in a Minefield.
Hi, I'm from the Duivis, and now I've
heard that there a fuif is?
love makes fools of everyone, all the
rules we make are broken
I live alone in this dark world of ours
There are three kinds of people: those
who can count and those who can't
That's just the way the cookie crumbles
Is it ok if i promote our new Tijgernoot?
When men talk sex to women, its sexual
harassment but when women talk sex to men
it's $3.95 per minute
Give your lusers the gift of a new OS:
Buy Smith & Wesson, Makers of the
-Original- Point and Click Interface.
what do we want? PROCRASTINATION!!!! when
do we want it? NEXT WEEK!!!
yeah, I've been to #botsex before...
*blush*
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep,
like my grandfather, not screaming in
terror, like his passengers.
Today's subliminal message is.
Aunt Em: Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog.
Dorothy.
The worst thing about censorship is
[Deleted].
My wife and I were happy for 20 years.
Then we met.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
If idiots could fly, then this would be
an airport.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
IBM: I've Been Misled.
3 things occur when you age.. 1) memory
goes 2) uh.. um..
I am NOT Schizophrenic - and neither am
I.
I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
If at first you don't succeed, then
skydiving isn't for you.
It is dangerous to have a wet dream under
an electric blanket.
I really like children, In fact I'm on
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