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Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriends
Parents
1) My parole officer thinks Sara has
a calming effect on me.
2) Did you see that saucer that flew over
town yesterday?
3) Which one of you taught Sara to give
such great head?
4) Can you believe it those shitheads at
the corner market
won't cash my welfare check!
5) We're going to keep our relationship
quiet for now,
my wife can be rather vindictive at
times.
6) Those home pregnancy kits aren't very
reliable in my opinion.
7) Sara is so pretty I've decided to give
up being bisexual just
for her.
8) Nice place you got here, that painting
looks expensive, I bet a
nice home like this came with a safe
already built in, didn't it?
9) There ain't nothing that beats that
great feeling of knowing
your HIV test results are negative! I bet
Sara's will be okay too.
10) Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm
not sure how long that
cop car will stay lost... |
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