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20 Things Not To Say To A Cop
1. I can't reach my license unless
you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar
detector wasn't on.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village
People?
4. Hey you must have been going 125mph
just to keep up with me.
5. I thought you had to be in good
physical condition to be a cop.
6. Bad cop! No doughnut!
7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't
you?
8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I
decided to finish high school.
9. I pay your salary.
10. That's terrific, the last guy only
gave me a warning also.
11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared
to this .44 magnum!
12. What do you mean, have I been
drinking? You're a trained specialist.
13. Do you know why you pulled me over?
Good, at least one of us does.
14. That gut doesn't inspire too much
confidence, bet I can outrun you.
15. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked
on Cops?
16. Is it true people become cops because
they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
17. I was trying to keep up with traffic.
18. Yes, I know there are no other cars
around - that's how far they are ahead of
me.
19. Well, when I reached down to pick up
my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap
and got lodged between the brake pedal
and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of
control.
20. Want a doughnut? |
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