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Psychotic
Pick-Up Lines
1) Can I buy you a
spatula?
2) Bet you're wondering
why I have no nostrils.
3) You look like the kind
of person who appreciates
catheters.
4) Do you always wear
your socks over your
shoes?
5) Smeep. Smeep. Smeep.
6) You've stolen my
heart, but I have three
more back home in the
freezer.
7) Flexability was always
my strong suit.
8) Wait till you meet
Pokey!
9) I like cabbage.
10) The voices told me to
come and talk to you.
11) May I lick your
forehead?
12) Your clothes are
nice, but they'd look
better at the foot of my
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