| |
Disturbing Things To Do At A Movie
1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell,
"It's snowing!".
3. Go, "ooooh..." whenever
anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like you're passing gas
and go, "ahhh..."
6. Start wheezing and ask the person next
to you if you can have some jujy fruits
for your asthma.
7. During the previews, yell, "Can
you fast forward it?"
8. Whenever the bad guy is doing
something devious, say, "Watch
out!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny
jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the
girl's bathroom is flooding.
11. Yell out loud what is going to
happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you
have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
13. Wear a cape and when it's your turn
to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman!
Hahaha!" and run away.
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the
people coming through the exit.
15. Tell people that they cannot sit next
to you because your invisible friend
already is.
16. Yell out loud, "Stop molesting
me!" |
|
|
|
