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Many Yo Mama Jokes
Yo momma so dark she went to night
school and was marked absent!
Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate
milk!
Yo momma so dark that she can leave
fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo momma so dark she has to wear white
gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to
keep from eating her fingers.
Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on
bathwater.
Yo momma so short she poses for trophies!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on
her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder
to pick up a dime.
Yo momma so short she can play handball
on the curb.
Yo momma so short she does backflips
under the bed.
Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair
salon, she told the stylist to cut her
hair and she opened up her shirt.
Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down
her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick
slow down.
Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the
beach
Yo momma so nasty she made right guard
turn left.
Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying
her to leave.
Yo momma so nasty that her shit is glad
to escape.
Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused
to bite her head off
Yo momma so nasty that pours salt water
down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone
sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma so hairy you almost died of
rugburn at birth!
Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her
nipples!
Yo momma so hairy she look like she got
Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her
picture!
Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on
her weave so now everybody calls her Hair
Jordan.
Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a
Harley!
Yo momma so slutty she could suck the
chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new
mini skirt, everyone commented on her
nice belt!
Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover
of wheaties, with her legs open, and it
said "breakfast of the champs"
Yo momma so slutty that I could've been
your daddy, but the guy in line behind me
had the correct change.
Yo momma so slutty she had her own
"Hands across her ass" charity
drive.
Yo momma so slutty that when she heard
Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she
was getting it three times.
Yo momma so slutty I fucked her and I's a
chick!.
Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing
another man.
Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling
with her boogers!.
Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio
look like a cat!.
Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a
band-aid!.
Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!.
Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from
her
Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic
slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits
butter!
Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income
family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a
cheerio
Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt
with spandex.
Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways
and dissapeared.
yo mama so skinny, she hang glides with a
Dorito.
Yo momma so bald even a wig wouldn't
help!
Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her
mind
Yo momma so bald that she took a shower
and got brain-washed.
Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock
and hit her head on the moon.
Yo momma so tall she did a back-flip and
kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Yo momma so tall she tripped in Michigan
and hit her head in Florida.
Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the
wall!
Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when
she looks on a map she can see people
waving.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can
see into the future.
Yo momma has an afro with a chin strap.
Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of
sunglasses.
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper
lip, she braids it.
Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo momma has a wooden afro with an
"X" carved in the back.
Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's
a tree.
Yo momma has one ear and has to take off
her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same
hand.
Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in
it.
Yo momma has a short leg and walks in
circles.
Yo momma has a short arm and can't
applaude.
Yo momma got so many freckles she looks
like a hamburger!
Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is
one backward.
Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo momma got a bald head with a part and
sideburns.
Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin
strap!!!!
Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it
looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty
sideburns.
Yo momma house so small that when she
orders a large pizza she had to go
outside to eat it.
Yo momma house so small you have to go
outside to change your mind.
Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride
around on dune buggies!
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe
her feet before she goes outside.
Yo momma hair so short when she braided
it they looked like stiches.
Yo momma hair so short she curls it with
rice.
Yo momma head so big she has to step into
her shirts.
Yo momma head so big it shows up on
radar.
Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag
as a pillow.
Yo momma head so small that she got her
ear pierced and died.
Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells
"Curb Service!"
Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have
to have license plates!
Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you
the hair off of her back!
Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to
invent a spray.
It took yo momma 10 tries to get her
drivers license, she couldnt get used to
the front seat!
You were born out of your mother's arse
'cos her cunt was too busy.
Yo momma hips are so big, people set
their drinks on them.
Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take
Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in
a cordless phone.
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw
her hat on.
Yo momma twice the man you are.
Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in
stereo.
Yo momma is missing a finger and can't
count past 9.
Yo momma arms are so short, she has to
tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
Yo momma in a wheelchair and says,
"You ain't gonna puch me 'round no
more."
Yo momma rouchy, the McDonalds she works
in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo momma so stupid was born on
Independence Day and can't remember her
birthday.
If my dog had a face as ugly as your
momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him
walk backwards.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in
surround sound.
Yo momma gums are so black she spits
Yoo-hoo.
Yo momma breath smell so bad when she
yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your momma at the freak show
petting the world's largest turtle.
Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she
smiles they look like dice. |
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