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Things You Don't Want To Hear A Surgeon
Say
"Better save that. We'll need it
for the autopsy."
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord
of Darkness"
"Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad
Dog!"
"Wait a minute, if this is his
spleen, then what's that?"
"Hand me that...uh...that
uh.....thingie"
"Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived
500ml of this stuff before?"
"Damn, there go the lights
again..."
"Ya know, there's big money in
kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of
'em."
"Everybody stand back! I lost my
contact lens!"
"Could you stop that thing from
beating; it's throwing my concentration
off"
"What's this doing here?"
"I hate it when they're missing
stuff in here."
"That's cool! Now can you make his
leg twitch?!"
"Well folks, this will be an
experiment for all of us."
"Steril, shcmeril. The floor's
clean, right?"
"What do you mean he wasn't in for a
sex change...!"
"OK, now take a picture from this
angle. This is truly a freak of
nature."
"This patient has already had some
kids, am I correct?"
"Nurse, did this patient sign the
organ donation card?"
"Don't worry. I think it's sharp
enough."
"What do you mean "You want a
divorce"!
"FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!"
"Damn! Page 47 of the manual is
missing!"
"I picked a fine time to quit
sniffing glue!" |
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