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Wouldn't It Be Cool...
Sometimes people think of how cool it
would be if there was a weird difference in the world.
The weird world has taken the liberty of compiling a list
of some of those things. (This list was created by and
for The Weird World)
Imagine that the phrase
"Wouldn't it be cool" was in front of
each of these:
- If we all had beaks and in order to
survive we had to peck for at least 18
hours a day?
- If the inside of our body was our soul
and every once in a while when it had to
take a vacation our skin would fall to a
crumpled pile on the floor only being
able to say the words "butter"
and "wet"?
- If all songs had the word
"litterbox" somewhere in them?
- If instead of bombs, we dropped human
waste on our enemies?
- If there was no such thing as skin?
- If the glass wasn't clear and the walls
were?
- If instead of hair we had grass?
- If there was a fish with a miniature
human head?
- If dogs smoked cigars?
- If there was a bubble attached to each
turd to make it float to the top?
- If floors had water in them like water
beds?
- If nonliving objects like tables and
chairs...and even the moon, had to poop?
- If ventilation shafts were placed
randomly on our bodies?
- If a small monkey controlled the
functions in our crotches so that when we
yelled "I've gotta pee!" it
would say "eye captain!"?
- If when you stuck a piece of paper in a
notebook it was referred to as a papular
implant?
- If popping the bubbles in bubble packing
wrap was as critical to us as eating?
- If there was a class in school where we
could fire automatic weapons at each
other?
- If the genetic experiment guys would
bring a turd to life?
- If someone's parents were so mean that as
a punishment they were forced to sleep
nude on their roof when it was below
freezing?
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