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Want to help finish an incompleted story? The Weird World has started a few of them and they may not ever bee finished. If you feel you know what needs to happen in the story next, feel free to write it and send it in! (Just make sure you tell us what it's for so we don't accidentally disregard it.)

The Gracious Turd

"AUUUUGH!! AUUUUGH!!", yelled Johnny as the enema was launched into his infected anal passage. He had always been scared of enemas. They made him think about the mystical gerbils that inhabited the cavernous ruins of his colon. The laxatives would take effect soon and he would finally get to meet the gerbil king that sat gnawing at his appendix. It was only a matter of minutes.

The time passed slowly under the vigors of anticipation. It seemed like forever before the gerbil came. Then, just as he had almost given up, there was a soft crunching sound. Johnny looked down at his anus just in time to see a little fuzz ball and a crown come out. "EEEEEEH!", screamed the gerbil. "EEEAUGH!", he cried out. Johnny couldn't take it.

"What the H*!! are you trying to say!!!"

"I...I...I have HEMORRHOIDS!!!", and with that the gerbil turned around and trudged back into Johnnys anus.

That was the beginning.

The Doo Doo Doggy

The Great Retard Revolt

 



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