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| Adelbert Steiner | Your typical rusty metal head. | ||||||||||
| "Having sworn fealty, must I spend my life in servitude?" | |||||||||||
| The leader of Brahne's Pluto Knights and Garnet's Bodyguard, Steiner has learned to be eternally loyal to his queen and princess no matter what the situation. He hates Zidane because he sees him as a 'common thief'. |  |
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| WEAPON: Swords BEST WEAPON: Excalibur 2 SPECIAL ATTACK: SWORDTECH/SWORD MAGIC Trance Attack power is raised Personal Opinion: Steiner's the most powerful fighter in the game. His attacks do major damage, but the problem is that they consume too much MP. When paired with Vivi, he can perform sword magic attacks. |
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LightSoul: Hey, Steiner. I just got back from my night with Beatrix. Boy, she has legs that just won�t quit, and <the remainder of this sentence has been removed due to unsuitable material and also because of the speaker�s annoying incoherence of the English language.> | ||||||||||
| Steiner: Are you trying to make me jealous in order to put me into a false sense of delusion, and then while I�m distracted, sneak up behind me and give me a wedgie!? |  |
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LightSoul: I would never have thought of such a horrendous deed! Steiner! I�m amazed you would think such a thing of me. Am I really that callous towards you, my fine fat friend, minus fine and friend? | ||||||||||
| Steiner: I�m sorry, it�s just that�Beatrix�I love her so much! I can�t believe that you and her-OUCH! Arrghh!!! So you WERE plotting to wedgie me after all! | |
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LightSoul: Duh. I don�t care how big your sword and chin are. You�re the dumb one so I�m going to have to make fun of you! | ||||||||||
| Steiner: Ahhh!!! With that, you have dishonoured me�but you, sir�are scum! We shall duel, right here and now. | |
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LightSoul: She got really eager to go back to my place after a couple of beers� | ||||||||||
| Steiner: You mean my Beatrix!? ARRGHHH! Another wedgie!? I give in! You win! | |
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LightSoul: Hmph. You�re pathetic. Don�t make me give you a wet willie. | ||||||||||
| Steiner: It's...it's like grade school all over again. Sniff...Waaah...ARGH! Get your finger out of my ear! | |
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