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| Edward Plunkett |
Cool pants. Just joshing. OW!!! |
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Edward Plunkett (1878 to ?)
Born into a distinguished London family. Although the consummate egotist pays no heed to soiling his hands with crime, he agonises over what he really wants from life. For this tortured scion, the interior of Nemeton Abbey, veiled in rumour and superstition, appears as a tantalizing arena to take on his personal demons.
[Aptitudes: Physical labour/Reciting poetry] |
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LightSoul: Hey Edward. My name's LightSoul. I'm not working for candid camera at the moment, but I must tell you, I am a zombie. |
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Edward: Hmm. I see. So you're saying you're a zombie. |
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LightSoul: I think that's what I was supposed to say...Or maybe I am a werewolf. Line...Psst...what is my line...? |
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Edward: Who are you talking to? |
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LightSoul: Stagehand, idiot. Oh right. So it is zombie. What? You want me to act better? I'll have you know I played a very important role in my school's production of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet! What? No, I was the balcony. Okay. Okay, get lost, stagehand. |
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Edward: What the hell is going on? It's finally happened. My mind has snapped. |
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LightSoul: Okay. Hi. My name's LightSoul. I am a zombie, and I will eat your brains!!! |
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Edward: You're not really a zombie! You're just some guy playing a prank on me, aren't you!? |
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LightSoul: Smile!!! You're on CANDID CAMERA! Look over there! You see that camera? |
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Edward: No? |
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LightSoul: D...Damn!!! Suzanne, can you hear me? No, this guy's an idiot! Not only did he NOT fall for the trick, but he can't even see the damn camera!!! |
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Edward: ......No more late nights for me. |
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LightSoul: Get my agent on the phone! I DON'T CARE HOW MANY SEASONS STEP BY STEP WAS ON FOR!!! Oh, so now I'M the idiot. Stupid Suzanne Summers. |
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Name: LightSoul
Current occupation: Freelance detective
Job applied for: Trolley boy
Job experience: 1 year freelance detective work (2 hours actual detective work)
1 day prank guy for Candid Camera (fired for lack of acting skills and hatred of hosts)
Will take anything!
I know celebrities!
I'm part of the law!
EMPLOY ME!!! |
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