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Brutal Grind

A song about the politics in ancient China

This is gonna be brutal, AGGHHHHHH FUKKING DEATH it Fucking hurts, You'll fucking die AGHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHH, All you wimps go home and die. OUGHHHH, Oh yeah GRRRRIIIINNNND! OGGHHHH AGHHHHH GRRRRIIIIINNNND, Watch your back, DIIIIIIEEEE. AGHHHHHHHHH, AGHHHHHHHHH

American Mutent

An ode to the American Plastic Surgery industry

AGGHHHHHH UGGHHHHHH what the fuck? Look at your face, You stupid bitch its all fucked up. Go Away, Get fucked I dont like you UGHHHHHHHH GRRRRIIIIIIINNNNND AMERICANNNN MUTENNNNNT OUGHHH

Legacy

A song about a man's struggle in a strange world dominated by giant robots.

Legacy!

Bringer of Change

A look a the state of the world

AGGHHHHHH look at the fucking world. Money is god. It must change. Bringer of Change. Bringer of Change. Bringer of Change. Aghhhhhhh

Dirty Harry Rules!

The name says it all!

Yeah, watch his magnum gun. OH DO YOU FEEL LUCKY PUNK. DIRTY HARRY RULES DIRTY HARRY RULES DIRTY HARRY RULES. DO YOU FEEL LUCK PUNK?

Brutal Gets all the Chicks!

Once again the name says it all!

Rock and Roll lets go! Brutal gets all the chicks. Cant walk through fucking town without these bitches coming up to me! Yeah. What are you looking at bitch? Rock and Roll BRUTAL!

Steer Clear of Aids!

Don't get aids!

Don't get aids, or else you might die! Steer clear of aids, Steer clear of aids, Steer clear of aids. Fuck em' good but dont get aids for fuck sake. Dont get aids! Steer clear of aids, Steer clear of aids, Steer clear of aids. Dont get aids or you'll die and it will suck

Volcano Head

A little tune about some guy who goes apeshit!

You'd never think to look at him, just looks like some guy. Push him to far and he'll kick your arse and fuck your wife. VOLCANO HEAD, VOLCANO HEAD! He'll punch you down and give her a bit of the old in out in out.

Anti Goth

A song about the band's beliefs

You fucking goths, we hate you all. Get fucked you faggot cunts fuck off and die. Take off that faggot make up take off those faggot clothes and fuck off. The lot of you.

I Love People Pie

A song about pies

Pies are good. Better than homo shit food like subs. Fuckin subs taste like shit and cost eight bucks. I love people pie.

I dropped my can of coke

About the time I dropped my can of coke in the dirt

Aghhh no, I dropped my can of coke. Look at it. Look at all its beauty gone. Look at all the dirt. Noooooooooo

Lovely Litte Bunnys

About rabbits and shit

Mr Rabbits look run around and shit. Mr Rabbit I love you so. Mr Rabbit I love you so. Lovely Little Bunnys. Running around fucking all day a rabbits life is a life indeed. Mr Rabbit I love you so. Lovely Little Bunnys. Lovely Little Bunnys.

Cheese Hole

About various rank things.

Aghhhh Yuck.Anally spread disease. Fucking its way through out the town. Fucking seaping cunts and shit yuck man. Shit and shit on the cunting floor. Rank fucking porn movies that are fucking gross. Freaks of cunting nature. Worst of both Worlds. Get that shit away from me. You fagoths who watch dog porn fuck off.

You're my Russian mailorder girl

Russian mail order bitches are fun!

Gooooo! You're my Russian mail order girl. What fun, you pay once and you get as much as you want. You're my Russian mail order girl. When you have finished with the bitch stuff her in the basement with all the others. Fabtastic...

Bogan, Jock Holocaust

Get rid of the wankers!

Playing sport and smoking, thats what you do. You fuck faces. You look like a bunch of shit eaters. Neally as bad as goths but not quite.

Slip The Bitch A Mickey

Spiking drinks. A formadable passtime?

Walking through the bar, find one you want. Come and sit next to her. Thats about as hard as it gets. Say what the shit is that. PUT IT IN. HER FUCKING DRINK. Wait for her to get all tired and shit and punch that goth in the face you fuck. Beat some goths.

The Shocking Truth Behind Tom Piper's Braised Steak and Onion

Don't know what I'm talking about, consider your self lucky.

Its a good fucking stew, only it tastes sort of funny like the time I ate that kid. You're about to discover the truth behind Tom Pipers Braised Staik and Onions! I don't care if you use people, its a good stew and I'll eat it till' I die. FUCK.

Bursting Out of the Baby

About this dude who bursts out of a baby

Ahhhhhh what the fuck, how did I get here? that was some cunting party man. How the fuck did I end up inside a babys gut shit I can't fit!