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How Can Enishi's Day Be Made?
- 1.) Kenshin's death.
- 2.) Nee-san comes back to life.
- 3.) Kenshin's kid dies after tripping over a bowl of acid rice . . . I mean boiling acid.
- 4.) Shishio takes over the real world.
- 5.) Heishin becomes a woman so both Enishi and he can come out of the closet.
- 6.) Kill Suzaku.
- 7.) Get autographs from Saitoh and rest of Juppongatana.
- 8.) Be able to make fun of Sumo.
- 9.) Touch Chou's hair.
But it couldn't stop there! Neesan decided to add more to this.
Neesan's Nightmares
- 1.) Enishi inflated in his hot air balloon.
- 2.) Kenshin grows black hair.
- 3.) Saitoh uses his Gatotsu backwards.
- 4.) Sano becomes really sauve and smooth.
- 5.) Neesan becomes fat and ugly.
- 6.) Pops/Kiyosato grows taller.(9)
NEW! The original piece of paper on which my Neesan Alice wrote these fantabulous insights can now be viewed here. This veritable Rosetta Stone of our age was done all on the back of Alice's English class assignments in 10th grade! Can you believe it! I sure can!
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