Welcome.
This is the homepage for the Soddisfare Mafia. We are a Scottish based Mafia with very competitive prices for our goods and services. Contact us at the following electronic mail address which has been altered to prevent nonsense bots because we're busy people, you know. Ain't nobody got time for spam; dial up interwebs AT hot mail DOT com.
Services We Offer.
We offer many services to the public and private sectors. These include, but do not remain strictly to; contract removals of persons, financial services, protection services, transport hire, and much more!
Frequently Asked Questions.
Q: Wasn't this named something else?
A: No comment.
Q: What do I tell the doctor?
A: Tell him to suck a lemon.
Q: Are you morons a real mafia?
A: Do real mafias have a website, you moron?
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