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| The Triangle With its close proximatey to the marvelous docks at Tilbury and Harwich, The Triangle is quite simply the gateway to God's Country: Essex But this once great county has turned from England's patio into a corrupt and repressive region, and Darth Bob can't stand to see repression wasted so. |
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| On the corners of The Triangle stand the famous 'holes'.The most Northly, Chelmsford, boasts the World famous Dukes nightclub, which kindly rounds up all the idiots from the surrounding towns every Friday and Saturday, allowing the rest of The Triangle's residents to enjoy arsehole free evenings at the weekend. In the West is Romford, home to the classiest dog track The Triangle has to offer, as well as several low-brow clubs and bars. It's not as pretty as Chelmsford, but you're more likely to get laid. | At it's most Westerly point is the delightful Southend-on Sea. With everything from Europe's longest pier to the stunning 'Golden 300 yards' of quality arcades, Southend has become a hotbed of revolutionairy fever. The airforce is based here, as are the 'light tank' division (well, the XR2 brigade anyway). The people of Southend are the sea defence, and serve The Triangle with both pride and distinction. | ||||||||||||||
| In the centre of The Triangle stands the majestic town of Billericay. Despite it's deceptivley small size, Billers (as it's known to the locals) brags a distinguished array of celebrity types. Comedian/Actor Lee Evens is a regular down the local Bottoms Up, Right-Wing Lunatic Terresa Gorman was the MP for years, Darren Day lived in a council house there before 'opportunity knocked' and the fat bloke from the Walkers ad's, Johnathan Walker, once cleaned out the kebab house. | |||||||||||||||
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