Frosty the snowman,
Was a very happy chap,
The children who had built him up,
Gave him a scarf and cap.
But here's what they did,
To make him laugh and shout,
They put an extra piece on him,
And it was sticking out.
There must have been some magic there,
The kids had learned at school,
'Cos when he looked between his legs,
He smiled and said, "That's cool."
Frosty the snowman,
Was very proud of it,
He went around to show it off,
Embarrassed not one bit.
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Frosty the snowman,
Was running round the town,
And everyone who looked at him,
Stopped and gave a frown.
Frosty the snowman,
He did not really care,
"Up to the convent I will go,
And give the nuns a scare."
It seems that he was tempting fate,
The sun came out just then,
It melted all his "outy" bit,
And then went in again.
Frosty the snowman,
As you can likely guess,
Is quite a different person now,
Since he's had SRS.
Janey Lang
3rd Nov. 1997.