When man is in need of ore,
Today is not like days of yore.
Today we have these rugged men,
Who for adventure have a yen.
Geologist with danger flirts,
Then goes back home to heels and skirts.
Into the wilderness he goes,
Then goes back home to panty hose.
The wilderness he'll gladly face,
Put Mother Nature in her place.
This manly specimen so fine,
Who wants to be so feminine.
Can we expect of him no less,
Because he likes to wear a dress?
For can it really be a sin,
For us to see the girl within,
And tho' he fight with all his might,
He'll always be a transvestite.