~ "Cover Me", "I'm changing lanes." ~ "Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep." ~ "When there's a will, I want to be in it!" ~ "I took an IQ test and the reults were negative." ~ "I brake for no apparent reason." ~ "Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes." ~ "Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home." ~ "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" ~ "I'm not as think as you drunk I am." ~ "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!'....til you can find a stick." ~ "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." ~ "Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill, check three of your friends, if they're okay...." ~ "If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!" ~ "Your just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!" ~ "You are depriving some poor village of it's IDIOT!" ~ "My hockey Mom can beat up your soccer Mom." ~ "All men are animals, some just make better pets." |
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