My Hockey Mom can beat up your Soccer Mom!
Your just jealous the voices are talking to me and not you
CAUTION: Driver Legally Female!
Axe me about ebonics
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
There's too much blood in my caffeine system
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive!
Where there's a will, I want to be in it
Few women admit their age, few men act theirs