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622, one to tell the original joke, and the rest to give some kind of variation to it, believing this constitutes a great new joke noone has ever thought of before.
How many windows users does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Just one, but they'll swear it was just as easy as a Mac user.
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Three, One to screw it in and two to sue for unsafe working conditions.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
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100, One to hold the lightbulb and 99 to turn the house.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
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None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Three, One to hold the lightbulb and two to drink until the room starts spinning.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Two, one to change it and the other to change it back.
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Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
How many newsmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
How many nitpickers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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None, they wait for someone else to change it, then they point out all the mistakes the lightbulb changer made!