A new player appears, one who has little use for the 'enter' key:
Subject: Mein Kampf, Hargrove
Heil Herr Pedro,
Please forgive this intrusion, and allow me to introduce myself. I
am Phineas Barnum and I work as an investigator for FARCE (Fascists
Against Radical Communist Extremists). I have been investigating some
of the dealings of one of my arch nemeses and devout Communist,
Hargrove. Recently, I was able to crack into his mail account and came
across your financial dealings with him. I noted that he's been
dragging his pink heels about it. I would be very much interested in
doing business with you with a double objective of funding our cause
and taking business away from Hargrove. After all, the Jewish doctrine of
Marxism rejects the aristocratic principle of Nature and replaces the
eternal privilege of power and strength by the mass of numbers and
their dead weight. Thus it denies the value of personality in man, contests
the significance of nationality and race, and thereby withdraws from
humanity the premise of its existence and its culture. As a foundation
of the universe, this doctrine would bring about the end of any order
intellectually conceivable to man. And as, in this greatest of all
recognizable organisms, the result of an application of such a law
could only be chaos, on earth it could only be destruction for the
inhabitants of this planet. Please consider switching your dealings to us at
FARCE.
Regards,
Phineas Taylor Barnum