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Why Do Beautiful Women Date Ugly Men?
It's a typical boys night
and on our way to the movie, we walked by a couple holding
. The woman had what I like
call a "triple-take" face: I looked at her three
before I noticed her boyfriend was about to hit me
the head.
Luckily
me, I was surrounded by six friends and so the worst
that happened was a "watch it buddy" killer stare.
This woman was hot! Not only
she have a tight dress to show
her killer curves, she also had the face of
angel. Then it
on me; the chunky Ron Jeremy [famous porn star] look-a-
boyfriend didn't really have the looks to merit
a beautiful girlfriend. What was so special
him?
I did not
too much time thinking about it until I walked by another unusually mismatched
. As my buddies and I entered the theatre, a two hundred-pound (I'm not talking
muscle), short and bald man (imagine Jason Alexander) walked by me
this beautiful woman that made Sofia Vergara look
a plain Jane.
Okay,
things are fishy. I saw too many inequitable couples
a span of twenty minutes. As far as I know, there is no shortage
good-looking men (G-men) nor is there a
supply of gorgeous women to go
for everyone. How can beautiful women date such ugly men (U-men)? Or better yet, how can U-men land such beautiful women?
False Assumptions
What can she possibly see
him? It must be the cash, and judging by her looks, he must have a
it. This is probably the very first thought that goes
most G-men's minds.
This assumption cannot be further from the
. True, having financial stability
help a man find a beautiful woman, but this is not the
important aspect. It's the combination of several traits that will help a man find the woman of his
.
As
as men keep reasoning that beautiful women date ugly or regular-
men for their money, they will always miss
on opportunities to meet gorgeous women. Like my father
to say, "Son, assumptions are the mother of all
ups. Never assume anything with women --
it's an acrobatic position."
If U-men don't need cash
bait beautiful women, then what's their secret
? What are these famous traits that will help a
looking Joe like myself meet a girlfriend
Estella Warren?
The Ugly Secret
Over the years, U-men have developed two
of strategies to date beautiful women. The first strategy is called Scouting For Beauty, and involves looking for undiscovered, up-and-
beautiful women.
The second strategy is called Impressing the Beauty, and involves impressing a beautiful
who has no boyfriend and is sick
all the head games played by G-men.
she wants is an honest, trustworthy, fun man who can bring stability
her life.
Adapted and abridged from: Ask Men UK, at http://uk.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith/26_dating_advice.html
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