Other Stuff

I Gave my Father $100

I gave my father $100 and said, �Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.� So he went out and bought a present for my mother.

The Joke Family

Boy: My father's name is LAUGHING and my mother's name is SMILING.
Teacher: You must be kidding?
Boy: No, Thats my brother, I'm JOKING

It Runs in our Family

Patient: The problem is obesity runs in our family.
Doctor: NO, the problem is that no one runs in your family.