Here they are, all 1592 of them

Many of the additions come from www.vomit.com, which other than wasting a good URL, lists about 398 synonyms of which almost 300 were not included in our 2001 list. At this rate, we should surpass 2000 synonyms by the year 2007!

a belch too far
a chunder from down under (Kiwi Style - New Zealand)
a perfect 10 on the Linda Blair scale
abdominal voorheaves
a-Bordt dinner (thanks to Herb Bordt!)
accident, to have an
acid flavoured stew
aerial bile manoeuvre
after dinner mince
after dinner mints
air entrails
air out the oats
air out your gastric contents
air the diced carrots
airsickness
Alan's psychedelic breakfast
all things re-considered
amino acid attack
anacathartic
analysis past paralysis
animated throat-missiles
anorexate
another one
antemetic
anti-poop
appetize the audience
arf
Arial upchuck
Australian diarrhoea (from the UK only)
baby food
backfire
backwards bungee
backwash
bad cough
bail out
bail the rail (mung overboard!!!)
ballistic breakfast
ballistic dinner
ballistic lunch
barf
barf belly-bombers
barf mulch
barf up a lung
bark
bark at the ants
bark at the floor
bark at the grass
bark at the ground
bark at the moon
bark at your feet
bark like a seal
bark 'n park
bark painting
bark turkey
bark up breakfast
bbrrrraaaaacccccckkkkkk
be a food fountain
be a translator for the United Nations
be let out
be sick
be the mother bird
become a fountain of flavour
beer belch
beet, to
beg God while kneeling at the porcelain altar
belch
belch chasers
belch it out
belches with speed bumps
belvis
bend and send
bhluuuugh
big spit, do the
big wah, the
bile breakfast
bile brunch
bile pile
bile surf
bile-ence (Bile + Violence)
biolence
bit spit
blanch
blarf
blecch (thanks to MAD magazine)
blevis
blow
blow a gasket
blow acid
blow beans
blow beets
blow bile
blow biscuits
blow breakfast
blow buckets of bile
blow chow
blow chowder
blow chum
blow chunder
blow chunks
blow cookies
blow din-din
blow doughnuts
blow eats
blow foam
blow grits
blow groceries
blow it out the wrong tree
blow liquid kisses to the China goddess
blow lunch
blow oats
blow stew
blow your lunch
blue chip special
blue-cheese breath
boak
bok
bok choy broth
boke
bolk
bolus backup
bommel
bool
boot
boot camp
boot in bush
bounce rubber food
bounce-a-meal
bow before the porcelain throne
bow down before the porcelain god
bow out
bow to the Duke of Hurl
bow to the East and worship Allah
bow to the porcelain Buddha
bow to the porcelain god
bow to the porcelain pot
bow to the Yuke of Earl
bowel acid
bowel acid after dinner mint
bowel backup
bowl plaster
boycott
braaaaccchhhhhhhh
brack
brack out the states
brake
break bulk
breakfast gravity reduction
brechen
bring
bring back the baby carrots
bring fluorescent Christmas cheer
bring forth the sacrificial meal
bring it up for a vote
bring out
bring up
bring up some berley fish food
broach
broadcast, to
broar
brokchen lacheln (to "laugh pieces" in German)
brooightooil (Gaelic?)
Brooklyn mating call, the
brown-nose it
brych
b-schpillendanoogets
buck
bucket deposit
Buick
bulemeate
bulimerize
bulimic dinner
bulimic symphony
bulimic urge to blow oatmeal, the
bulk shipment
bundle out
burp bits
burp borscht
burp churds
burp for the hearing impaired
burp solid
burp spit
burp with a follow through
bush
bush bomber mission over Tokyo
bush breakfast
bushit
bushusuru (doing the bush thing a real Japanese phrase!)
bust your gut
Buuuuuuiiiiiccccck
buy a Ford from Huey on the Isle of Uist (Fo-o-o-ord, Hu-u-u-ue-e-ey, U-u-u-i-i-i-st!)
buy a round-trip meal ticket
buy the Buick
bwaf
cack
call
call Barfolemew
call Beola! Beee-ohhhh-laaaa!
call Bert
call Bill
call Buicks
call by telephone the Holy Ulrich
call Chuck on the big white phone
call Earl
call Edinburgh on the great white porcelain phone (Edinbu-u-u-u-u-r-r-r-g-g-g-g-h-h-h-h-!)
call Europe
call for George on the big white telephone
call for Herb
call for Huey
call for Hughie
call Ford
call God
call Herb on the big white telephone
call Huey
call Hugh
call Jacob
call Jesus
call lawn tigers
call long distance on the porcelain telephone
call O'Rourke
call Ralph
call Ralph on the big white telephone
call Ruth
call Ruth on the big white phone
call the alligators
call the camels
call the dinosaurs
call the dog to dinner
call the dolphins
call the elephants
call the Irish - you know O'Rourke, O'Rourke
call the moose
call the seals (arrrrr aaaaarrrrrrr!)
call to Augie
call to Hughie
call to the carpet
call to the seals
call Uncle Ralph on the big white telephone
caress the Kohler
carpet asterisks, to make
carrot fountain, a
cascade
cash out the ATM
cast
cast adrift
cast up
cast up accounts
cast your bread upon the waters
cast your vote
cat
catch it on the rebound
cavitate (dry heaves)
chamar juca
chandu
Charlie Chuckles
chemo gift
chew backwards
chew the cud
chirp
chmod
choke
choke groceries
choke on chunks
choom
chortle
chortle chunks
chortle up the wrong tree
chowder chunder
Christmas cheer
chuck
chuck a pizza
chuck up
chuck yer chum
chuck your absolute guts up!
chuck your Cheerios
chuck your heart up
chuck-e-cookies!
chucker out
chuckle
chuckle chunks
chum
chum for toilet trout
chum the China sea
chum the fish
chum the porcelain sea
chum the water
chunder
chunder down
chunderchunk
chunderin'
chunderous
chunderspew
Chunk Chunder (and The Space Patrol)
chunkin'
chunks ahoy
chunky blast
chunky chicken
chunky cookies
chunky custard
chunky dinner for the homeless
chunky rainbow syndrome
chunky soup
churn
churn some sputter
churn the fish
churn the portfolio
clam chowder revisited
clam chowder surprise
clean house
clean the backs of your teeth
clear the clipboard
clear the pipes
clear the throat
clear your throat the easy way
clearage
clearance
cock
cockroach offering
colon explosion
come up the in hole
commit oesophagus abuse
commode hugging
commune with the commode
conato di vomito
conduct a surprise toilet inspection
conduct an internal audit
connect the carrots
consequence of the Barf-o-Matic roller coaster
cook for the cafeteria
cook up a pavement pizza
copiously cough your cookies
core dump
corporate downsizing
cotch
cough chunks
cough critters
cough cubes
cough up a fur ball
cough up a pretty
cough up chunks
cough up your colon
crapo the bazza glutz
craw
create a pollock
cry Mary in the pillowslips
cry Ruth
curl and hurl
dance with buckets
dance with your tub
dash the pebbles
death moan
debut at the vomitorium
decorate the dunny
decorate the pavement
decorate the porcelain
decorate the sink
decorate your shoes
defer
defood
de-fresh
deja food
deja spew
deja vu of your lunch
deliver a bile baby
deliver a copy of the Starr report to the Porcelain Chamber
deliver street pizza
den heiligen Ulrich anrufen
deplete the assets
desecrate heaven
despatch
destomachization
detrude
diarrhoea the friendly way
diced carrots and tomato skins
didn't get the Tums in time
didn't make it to poop
disagreement
disbowel
discard
discharge
discharge the contents of the stomach through the mouth, to
discourage
disembogue
disembowel
disgorge
dislodge
dispatch
display the inner self
display the lunch menu
distemperance
divest dinner
divulge dinner
do some ab crunches the hard way
do some supermodel push-ups
do the Buchanan acceptance speech
do the California roll
do the chunkeroo
do the chunky monkey
dìobhuir (Gaelic?)
doin' the bear dance
Don Ho heave
done with it
download (also for defecation)
drain aim
drain the main
drain to the dregs
drainage
draw off
dribble
dribble phlegm
drive the big white bus
drive the Buick (Ba-heeeuuuu-ick)
drive the bus
drive the dunny
drive the porcelain bus (Brrrrrrrrroooom!)
drive the porcelain truck
drive the tractor
drivel
drop a few friends off at the pool
drop chowder
drop the carpet pizza
drown the ants
dry boke
dry heave
dry krave
dump
dump core
dump the load
Dutch groceries
Earl, to
eat backwards
eeeeewww!
effuse the night's excess
egest, to
egestation
egregious epicurean egress
egurgitate, to
eject
eject a stomach
elgen (Norwegian call the moose)
eliminate
embogue
embrace porcelain
emergency stomach evacuation
emesis
emetic
emit
emit organic output
empty the carrot or corn sack
enjoy dinner in reverse
enjoy yourself in reverse
envomish
eruct
eructate
erupt
erupt the grocery geyser
Europe, go to
Europe, to
evacuate
eviscerate
evomit
excern
excrete
exenterate
exgurgitate
exhale
exorcise the stomach devils
expectorate
expel, to
expend, to
export, to
expuition
expulse, to
expulsion
exspew, to
exspuition
extravasate, to
extrude, to
facial diarrhoea
facin' the basin
fecal burp
feed some baby birds
feed the alligators
feed the birds
feed the dogs
feed the ducks
feed the fish
feed the houseplants
feed the porcelain god
feed your young
feedback
feel chunderful, to
feel the flavour
fertilize the carpet
fertilize the sidewalk
fetch
fill the bilge
fill up the Tory swimming pool
finger food for the less fortunate
fire out
fire the franks
fire your retro rockets
fisherman's splatter
five finger spray, do the
flail the rail
flash the tonsils at the water mirror
flash your hash
flay
fling floor pie
fling your food
floor asterisks, to make
flowage
fondle the Pope
fondue you
food
food escape!
food flight
food fountain
food inspection
food recycler
food to brain: "uh-oh! asshole's blocked! take the front door!"
foul the pristine shores
frapper la téléphone
fratboy goulash
free the Tater Tots from their gastric prison
from the stomach, past the gums, look out family here it comes!
fubar
gack
gack'a'rack
gag
gag in a bag
gag-o-rama
gak
galp
gargle gravy
gargle the gouda
gargle the organic way
garp
gastric overpressure relief
gastronomical disturbance
George
get a refund on your lunch
get bit by Count Barf-ula
get on the big white telephone to Jesus
get sick
giggle chunks
giggle in Braille
giggle over the porcelain intercom
giggle to Ralph
giggle to Ralph over the porcelain intercom
give a Royal Dolton hug
give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelain god
give birth to flying creamed corn
give exit
give focus group feedback
give it all you've got!
give out
give the ants some mana from heaven
give the janitor something to sprinkle sawdust on
give the sack
give the sardines a better view
give the toilet a message
give up to superior incontinence
give vent to
give your intestines the day off
glargie
glutton
go for the big spit
go green
go to Europe with Ralph and Earl in a Buick
gobble bobble
God! This sucks!
gorilla growl
gork up the four food groups
gorrel
growl
growl at the grass
growl at the gravel
growl at the ground
growl at the gutter
growl at your shoes
growl splash monkey
gudge
guff
gulch
gurgling stomach, to have a
gurp
gush
gush quid
gut dump
gut flush
gut paint
gut-gruel revisited
guzzle
hack
hack a loogie
hack and gag
hack eggs
hack it out
hack 'n bile
hack some stew
hack up some chunks
hag
half-processed shit
ham hawking
hang a food rope
hang chad
harf
have a long conversation with Armitage Shanks
have a Roman after-dinner mint
have lunch the second time
have premature diarrhoea
have the flu
hawk, to
head explosion
heave
heave (dry or otherwise)
heave ho
heave ho and away we go
heave your guts out
heavin' the ho hos
heccccchluuug
heist the grub
Here's Ral..ph! Where's Johnny?
herf
herk
hiccup from hell
high velocity reverse peristaltic chain reaction
hock up a fur ball
hoist chow
holler New York
home economics assignment
honk
honk up
hooark
hooverin'
horf
horf it up
horizontal liquid graffiti
hork
hork some chunkeys
hork the pork
hork your beans
hors d'oeuvres for the homeless
hose down the vault
hostile projectile
hot lunch
howl
howl at the moon
Huey
Huey and Ralph
hug the commode
hug the porcelain queen
hug the porcelain receptacle
hug the porcelain wishing well
huke
hum chow
hurk
hurl
hurl projectile material with or without chunks
hurl your hash
hurl your mung
hurlage
I gotta chew my fries more
ignivomous
impersonate a gargoyle
impersonate The Fly
impromptu protein party
induce antiperistalsis
input error
insult your shoes
internal shit hurl
inverse gut
inverse intake
involuntary exportation of chunky by-products
involuntary personal protein spill
issue a decree
it
Jack Chow of York
jenbec
jerk out your jujubes
Jersey yodel, the
jump shot
kaleidoscopic cough
kaleidoscopic giggle
kaleidoscopic yodel
karaoke
karencarpentry
kark
kcuf akdov
kcuf timov
keck
kiss the can
kiss the porcelain god
kneel before the porcelain altar
kneel before the porcelain god
kneel before the porcelain goddess
kneel before the porcelain throne
kotsen (that's Dutch)
kotz (German)
kvas
lancer mes biscuits
lap lung butter
last night's leftovers revisited
last night's leftovers revisited, revisited
lateral cookie toss
laugh at the carpet
laugh at the dog
laugh at the footpath
laugh at the ground
laugh at the lawn
laugh at the lions
laugh at your lap
laugh at your shoes
launch lunch
launch the food shuttle
launch the shuttle
launch your McNuggets
lay
l'barfo
leave a pavement pizza
leave a trophy
leave an offering on the big white altar
leave lunch
leave trail markers
leggo yer Eggo
let blood
let it all come out
let out
let the lunch fly
let your finger do the walking
liberate your lunch
liberation
lick the ashtray
lick the lumps
lick the tile
lipshits
liquid belch
liquid cough
liquid giggle
liquid laugh
liquid lunch
liquid scream
liquid yawn
liquid yodel
liquidate your assets
little
load up the doggy bag
lob liquid hand grenades
look at the bottom of the bucket
look for Hughie
look for my toenails from the inside
look for O'Rourke
look for Ralph
look real close for toilet bowl ring!
lose
lose faith in the digestive system
lose fluorescent Christmas cheer
lose it
lose lunch
lose some chopped carrots
lose weight
lose your cookies
lose your groceries
lose your haggis
lose your lunch
lumpy burp
lumpy cough
lumpy giggle
lumpy laugh
lumpy yawn
lumpy yodel
lunch
lunch liberation
lunch lift off
lunch recycled
lunch reviewed
lunch revisited
lunch taking a vacation
lunch the second time, to have
lung butter
lurch
lurch in the white church
macack
make a call on the great white telephone
make a call to Ralph! from Europe!
make a carrot mine (usually found on the beach)
make a crustless pizza
make a deposit in the great white bank
make a pavement pizza
make a pea-and-carrot kaleidoscope
make a puke pizza with everything on it
make a Technicolor tribute to Disney
make an alimentary u-turn
make an inventory
make an offering at the altar of the stainless steel god (submarine heads aren't made of porcelain)
make an offering to the porcelain god
make chili
make chow mein
make chowder
make food offerings to the China gods
make frequent flyer piles
make gravy
make love in a crustless pizza
make love to the lav
make love to the porcelain
make love to the porcelain bowl
make pizza
make room for seconds
make sidewalk cookies
make sidewalk stew
make some cream of mushroom soup
make some Ethiopian cookie dough
make some modern art in the bathroom
make some peptic plaster
make special sauce
make street pizza
make takeout
make the chunky puddle
make the dinner
make the oatmeal hit the wall
make your colon feel rejected
malign
manual override (fingers down the throat)
marf
marinade your tongue
mark the street
meal to go, have a
mediate a food fight
meet my friends, Ralph and Earl
melo
Midland St. mating call (Bay City special)
miracle weight loss program
mix a batch of Appalachian pancake batter
Monday meeting
Monster Mash
motion discomfort (as written on airline barf-bags)
motion sickness
mouth diarrhoea
mouth fart
mouth pissing
move the bowels
mug the hurpey
mug the porcelain tourist
multi coloured chunks of shite on me dashboard
multi-coloured laughter
multi-coloured yawn
munch the carpet
muntaber (Indonesian)
muntah (Indonesian)
my dinner is coming to say hello
nausea
nauseous
negative chug
negative mealtime
non-turdable purgeables
nutritional outsourcing
nux vomica
oesophagus reversal
offer a sacrifice to Ralph, the porcelain god
offload
oncological offering
ooze
open the cudgates
open the floodgates
open the sluices
open your pie hole
opening ceremonies, the
oral diarrhoea
oral movement, to have an
oral target practice
oral turbo blowby
order Buicks over the big white phone
order up a street pizza
organ recital
organic output
Orkney (o-o-o-r-r-r-k-k-k-k-ney!), to
out of stomach experience
overeat
overgeven (that's Dutch)
overweight burp
oww (Cantonese for vomit)
paint a pollock
paint the back seat
paint the ceiling with mama's milk (results of pyloric stenosis)
paint the floor
paint the kilt
paint the pavement
paint the porcelain
paint the sidewalk
paint the town green
paint the wall
paint your trousers
paracentesis
parbreak
park the Buick
park the pea soup
park the tiger
participate in reverse gastronomy
pavement asterisks, to make
pavement Picasso
pavement pizza
pay homage to the Irishman Huey O'Rourke heeee-oooo-eeeee, oh, rorrrrrkkkk!
pay homage to the porcelain goddess
pay homage to the white porcelain god
PBS: Puke Broadcasting System
perbrake
perbreak
perform the big spit
perform the liquid cough
perk
perkin the gherkin
perversi
phlebotomy
phlegm and bile
pick
pick up a hitchhiker
pickle your gums
pitch
pitch a slider
pitch your porridge
pizza capricciosa
pizza margherita
pizza to go
plant beets
plant carrots
plant lawn pizzas
play at spot the diced carrot
play at the porcelain altar
play the rumination game
play the whale
play with the edible yo-yo
plead your case before the porcelain judge
pledge your allegiance to Vomitola-Khomaini
plethory
polish your shoes
polish your tonsils
pollock
pop a gastric zit
pop cakes
porcelain plaster
porcelain projectiles
porcelain yodel
potar
pour forth
pour out
pour your overindulgence
povracati
power barf
power blow
power boot
power chuck
power chunder
praise the porcelain goddess
pray at the oval altar
pray at the porcelain altar
pray to the China goddess
pray to the porcelain Buddha
pray to the porcelain goddess
pray to the porcelain gods
pray to the porcelain princess
preach it to the congregation
pre-bowel purge
pre-hangover post-bottle prayer
prepare dinner for a racist
projectile hose vom
projectile style
projectile, to
projectile vomit
propel chunks
protein sacrifice
protein slingshot
protein spill
provoke
psychedelic scream
psychedelic spit
psychedelic yawn
puck
puke
puke bomb
puke your ring
pukeotomy
pull a peter
pulpit
pump
pump chunks
pump your own stomach
purge
purge a vacuumed stool
purge pancakes
purge product
purge the buffer
Purple Rain
push
put a different kind of chicken in a different kind of pot pie
put your anus out of work
put your best food forward
pyloric stenosis¹
quake your gizzard
quease
rainbow fountain
rainbow kiss
rainbow, make a
rainbow retch
Ralph, Bert and Huey
Ralph, to
Ralph your cookies
reach
read my lips
read the toilet
real meal deal
reboot
rebut
re-checking your groceries
reconstitute junk food
reconstitute some soup in the toilet
reconstitute the meal
rectal reject
recycle meatloaf
recycle your last meal
recycle your lunch
redecorate
redecorate your shoes
redecorate the bathroom
re-do lunch
reduce the payload
refund
refund (with all due respect to Seinfeld)
regreet eating
regreet your grits
regurgitate
regurgitate all you ate
reject
rejection
release the lions
relive dinner
remembrance of meals past
rented lunch
rented meal
repaint the floor
repaint the wall
repeat dinner
respew
retaste your lunch
retch
retch liquid vowels (eeeeeeee... oooooooo... uuuuuuuuu)
retch your guts up
retch-a-sketch (sidewalk art)
retro digestion
retroshit
return the tripe
return to sender
return your meal
reverse chug
reverse diarrhoea
reverse digestion
reverse drink
reverse gears
reverse gut
reverse lunch flux
reverse peristalsis
reverse stomach flushing
reverse the charges
reverse the food flow
review dinner
review lunch
review the meal
revisit dinner
revisit the rhubarb
revomit
rewind dinner
ride the meal-go-round
ride the regurgitron
ride the throller coaster
ride the wave of nausea
ride the yak
ring
ripple oesophagus
road asterisks, to make
road pizza
road stew
rolf
Rolph, Beulah, George 'n Bjork!
rope paring
rosco
rouge's march
round-trip dinner
round-trip lunch ticket
round-trip meal ticket
ructation
Rufus
ruke, to
ruminate
rupe (Midwestern USA, 1960s)
salut
sample your stomach contents
Saturnalia
say goodbye to Hurley
say your beads
scat
school lunch rerun, have a
school lunch reunion, have a
scream a rainbow
scream at the ants
scream at the bushes
scream at the carpet
scream at the dog
scream at the submarines
scream at your shoes
scream beets
scream chunks
scream cookies
scream in Braille
scream Mimi
scream to the porcelain lord!
seasickness
search the porcelain cavern for the mulch monster
second course pureed
seconds
secret of chemo diet success
secrete
see lunch
see sickness
sell a Buick
sell Buicks to Chuck
sell cars Fooorrrrd!!! Buuuuiiiccckkkk! Hyuundai!!!!
sell the Buick
semi-processed meal
send a gift to the down under
send a message to the wastebasket
send adrift
send away
send it back
send off
send out
send to Coventry
send to Jericho
sensible
serenade the drains
serve some California stew
serve up a hot lunch
set out some gooey potpourri
set out the roach buffet
set your lunch free
shaq-fu
share lunch with Ralph
share lunch with the dogs
share lunch with the fish
share snack
share the wealth
share, to
share your Keeblers
shit backwards
shit in reverse
shiting
shoot
shoot mouth stew
shoot the cat
shootin' white hoops
shout at the carpet
shout at the fish
shout at your shoes
shout Europe at the sink
shout to Huey and Ralph
shovel away
shovel out
show the menu (after eating)
show up late for the hunger strike
show your breakfast
shpew
shunder
shunk
sick
sick as a cat, to be as
sick as a dog, to be as
sick, to be
sick to your stomach
sick up
sidewalk asterisks, to make
sidewalk food
sidewalk pizza
sing lunch
sing psychedelic praises to the depths of the china bowl
sing solo in the porcelain amphitheatre
sing the Argentinean national anthem
sing the gurgle song
sing the lovely beer ballad
sing the national anthem of Bulemia
sing to the sink
skat
slabber
slam barf
slaver
sleep
sling beets
sling stomach snot
sling your supper
slobber
slop
sloppy seconds
slubber
slurp, burp, and urp
snarf
snarp
sneeze cheese
sneeze chunks
sneeze your chunks
snorkel for carrots
solid giggle
solid scream
solid smile
solid sneeze
solid spit
solid yawn
solid yodel
soul coughing
soup's up
sousou all over the floor
spackle
spaghetti confetti
speak in tongues
speak to Ralph on the big white telephone
special delivery
specially processed lunch
spend
spend the night with Huey and Herbert
speuge
spew
spew chips
spew chunks
spew forth
spew snacks
spew soup
spew spuds
spew supper
spew the wild oats
spew up your arse
spew up your c*nt
spew up your date
spew your guts
spew your guts up
spew your vittles
spewage
spewburger
spill
spill a pizza
spill cookies
spill out your intestinal goodge
spill the groceries
spill the oats
spill the swill, to
spill your guts at the porcelain confessional
spill your life story
spill your tofu brunch
spinning cookie toss
spit
spit bits
spit cheese
spit chips
spit, have a
spit tarts
spit up
spit up your innards
splash
splash your hash
splatter sputum
split pea spew
splong
splooge
splurge
splutter
spout
spout fruit
spray
spray chum
spray chunks
spray paint the toilet
spray paint the carpet
spread the stomach grease
sprout
spuewwwwww
spule
spunge
spurt
sputter
spuuuuuu
squeeze out
squirt
stand on a corner selling ... Buicks
starve your tapeworm
state of the union address
steal
stomach gravy
stomach inventory
stomach overflow error
stomach snot
stomach surfers
straight from the mouth
strain
street art
street asterisks, to make
street pizza
stripy laughter
stump
super deluxe reverse fooderator
supermodel'd
surf the tides of spew
surface|uncle |dick
that last sub
surge
surrender your digestive fortitude
sweep away
sweep out
swill
take pictures of funny faces in the porcelain photo booth
take the take-out out
take your groceries for a swim
talk Norwegian
talk on the big telephone
talk on the Commode-a-Phone
talk on the great white telephone
talk on the porcelain telephone
talk to Earl on the big white telephone
talk to God
talk to God on the big white telephone
talk to Huey
talk to Huey down the big white telephone
talk to John
talk to John on the porcelain telephone
talk to Ralph
talk to Ralph on the big white telephone
talk to Ralph on the Commode-a-Phone
talk to Ralph on the porcelain telephone
talk to Ruth on the big white telephone
talk to th' little people
talk to the alligators
talk to the big white telephone
talk to the carpet
talk to the dragon
talk to the flowers
talk to the interior decorator on the Commode-a-Phone
talk to the lawn
talk to the porcelain god
talk to the seals
talk to the Tidy-Bowl man
talk to the toilet
talk to your shoes
talk trash
talk with the monster
talk with white foam
talking head, a
taste dinner
taste lunch twice
taste road kill
taste the acid
taste the creamy goodness
taste the rainbow (whispered)
tastes even better the second time
tear
Technicolor giggle
Technicolor grin
Technicolor laugh
Technicolor scream
Technicolor spit
Technicolor yawn
Technicolor yodel
test the echo chamber
thank the toilet
thar she blows
the big spit
the fountain of spewth
the gift that keeps on giving
the great upheaval
the nose-mouth connection (when spewing milk)
the Queen's Christmas message
the supermodel sound-off
the willies
Thoracic Bark
three minutes to great abs
three-dimensional burp
three-dimensional giggle
three-dimensional yawn
throat movement, to have a
throat piss
throw
throw a map
throw a seven
throw aside
throw away
throw cheese balls
throw dinner
throw groceries
throw off
throw out
throw overboard
throw the old man out
throw up
throw your voice
thunder-chunder chowder blow
thunder-chunder pavement pizza
thunder-chunder rainbow parfait
tickle your tonsils
t-i-h-s (shit backwards)
to bock (apparently Scottish)
to do a bush (originally translated from Japanese)
toilet bowl love
toilet snorkelling
tomorrow's breakfast
tonsil toss
toss a sidewalk pizza
toss a tiger
toss chow
toss chunks
toss cookies
toss, to
toss up
toss what is good in this world
toss your cookies
toss your lunch
toss your tacos
total recall
touched by the goddess
trajection
tryout for the gymnastics team
tuna salad swimming upstream
turn on the soup spout
turn on the tap
turn your guts inside out
uebergeben
ug
uke
Ulrich
uncivil forfeiture of the stroganoff
Uncle Dick
Uncle Fester
undo dinner
undo lunch
un-drink
un-eat
unidentified flying chunks
unlade
unleash the dragons
unleash the monster
unload
unload cargo
unload some vitamins
unpack
unrecoverable application error
unship
un-swallow
upchuck
upchuck the boogie
upload
upload to the porcelain modem
upward nutritional mobility
url
urp
urp, slop, bring the mop!
urrrp!
use the chunky mouthwash
uuh (Chinese)
val
vamit amita
vector-spew
vem
verp
vertical fertilizer
vertigo of the stomach
violent reverse thrust mode
visible burp
visit Hackensack
visit the vomitorium
void
volcan
vome
vomediate
vomish
vomishment
vomit
vomit ink blot test
vomit master
vomita
vomiting
vomition
vomitive
vomito
vomitory
vomiturient
vomiturition
vomitus
vortex
vote brak
vote your conscience
vuelvo el estomago
vurp (when you burp and a bit of vom comes up and you swallow it)
waltz with Ralph and Earl
wamble
Warhol wail
waste good beer
watch my girlfriend's roommate eat
water the garden
wax the floor
werble
wet burp
wet giggle
wet laugh
wet yawn
wet yodel
we-wow
wharf, to
whip the cat
whisk away
whisk off
whisper in the wok
whistle a solid tune
whistle beef
whistle carrots
whistle chunks
whoops!
whoo-splat!
whork a chunk
win the gold medal in the cookie toss
Windows 2000 responding
Windows 3.1 responding
Windows 95 responding
Windows 98 responding
Windows ME responding
Windows NT responding
Windows XP responding
wish to die
wolf
woof
woof your cookies
woof-up your vittles
worf
work the abs
worship at the porcelain altar
worship at the temple of overindulgence
worship Ralph at the great porcelain throne
worship the great white god
worship the porcelain Buddha
worship the porcelain god
worship the porcelain goddess
worship the porcelain idol
wrestle sea monsters
wretch
wretch gag splat
www.fark.com
Wyatt Erp
yabble
yack
yackety-yak, it's comin' back
yak
yakkin'
yank on the diaphragmatic chain
yap
yap and scat
yark
yarp
yatch
yawn
yawn for the hearing impaired
yawn in Technicolor
yeech
yell at Ralph in sign language
yell at the ground
yell at your shoes
yell cabbage
yell down the porcelain manhole
yell for Europe
yell for Hughie
yell New York at the sidewalk
yib
yodel
yodel for Ralph
yodel groceries
yodel in Technicolor
yodel jelly and ice cream
yodel yoghurt
yog
yoggage
yoghurt flush
york
yorkel
yorp
you just said a mouthful
youlk
yuck
yuke
yurk
zook
zoot
zuke