abdominal voorheaves aerial bile maneuver after dinner mints air entrails air sickness air the diced carrots Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast amino acid attack anacathartic analysis past paralysis animated throat-missiles another one **new** antemetic anti-poop appetize the audience arf Australian diarrhoea (from the UK only) **new** backwards bungee backwash **new** bad cough bail the rail mung overboard!!! **new** ballistic breakfast ballistic lunch barf mulch barf bark at the ants bark at the floor bark at the grass bark at the ground bark at the moon bark at your feet bark like a seal bark painting bark turkey bark up breakfast bark be a food fountain be sick **new** be the mother bird become a fountain of flavor **new** beer belch belch chasers belch it out belch belvis **new** bend and send bhluuuugh big spit, do the **new** big wah, the **new** bile breakfast bile brunch bit spit blanch blarf **new** blecch (Thanks to MAD Mag) **new** blevis **new** blow a gasket blow acid blow beets blow bile blow breakfast blow buckets of bile blow chowder blow chow blow chum blow chunder **new** blow chunks blow cookies blow din-din blow doughnuts blow foam blow groceries blow liquid kisses to the China goddess blow lunch blow one's lunch **new** blow your biscuits blow your eats blow blue chip special boak bok choy broth **new** boke bok bolk bool boot camp boot in bush boot bow before the porcelain throne bow down before the porcelain god bow to the East and worshipping Allah bow to the porcelain Buddha bow to the porcelain pot bow to the Yuke of Earl bowel backup bowl plaster brack brake break bulk breakfast gravity reduction **new** brechen bring fluorescent Christmas cheer bring forth the sacrificial meal again **new** bring forth the sacrificial meal bring it up for a vote bring up some berley fish food **new** bring up bring Brokchen Lacheln (to "Laugh Pieces" in German) **new** Brooklyn mating call, the **new** brown-nose it brych bucket deposit Buick bulimic urge to blow oatmeal, the **new** burp bits burp borscht **new** burp solid burp with a follow through bush bomber mission over Tokyo bush breakfast bushit bushusuru
(doin the bush thing a real Japanese phrase!) **new** buy a round-trip meal ticket **new** buy the Buick cack call Barfolemew **new** call Beola! Beee-ohhhh-laaaa! **new** call Bert call Bill call Buicks call by telephone the Holy Urlich **new** call Chuck on the big white phone call dinosaurs call Earl call Europe call for George on the big white telephone **new** call for Huey call for Hughie call Ford call God call Herb on the big white telephone **new** call Hugh call Jacob call Jesus call lawn tigers call long distance on the porcelain telephone call Ralph on the big white telephone call Ralph call Ruth on the big white phone call Ruth call the alligators call the camels **new** call the dinosaurs call the dog to dinner call the elephants call the seals arrrrr aaaaarrrrrrr!! **new** call to the carpet call to the seals call Uncle Ralph on the big white telephone **new** calling O'Rourke **new** calling the moose **new** call cascade cast up cast your bread upon the waters cast catch it on the rebound cat chandu chew backwards chew the cud **new** chirp **new** choom chortle chunks chortle up the wrong tree chortle chowder chunder chuck a pizza chuck ones heart up chuck your absolute guts up! chuck your cheerios chuck your chum chucker out chuckle chunks **new** chuckle chuck chum the China sea chum the fish chum the porcelain sea chum the water chumming for toilet trout chum chunderchunk chunderin' chunder chunderous chunderspew chunkin' **new** chunks ahoy **new** chunky blast chunky custard chunky soup **new** churn some sputter **new** churn the fish churning his portfolio churn clam chowder revisited clam chowder surprise clean house clean the backs of your teeth **new** clear your throat the easy way clearage clearing the clipboard **new** clearing the pipes **new** commit esophagus abuse **new** commode hugging commune with the commode **new** conato di vomito conduct a surprise toilet inspection consequnce of the Barf-o-matic roller coster **new** cook for the cafeteria cook up a pavement pizza copiously cough one's cookies core dump corporate downsizing cotch cotzing it's German slang for barfing burgers **new** cough chunks cough cubes cough up a pretty cough up chunks cough up your colon crapo the bazza glutz **new** craw cry Ruth crying Mary in the pillowslips curl and hurl dance with your tub Death Moan **new** decorate one's shoes **new** decorate the dunny decorate the pavement decorate the sink **new** defer defood deja vu of your lunch **new** deliver street pizza den heiligen Ulrich anrufen depleting his assets destomachization **new** didn't get the TUMS in time **new** discharge the contents of the stomach
though the mouth, to **new** discharge discourage disgorge display the inner self display the lunch menu distemperance divest dinner divulge dinner do some ab crunches the hard way **new** do some supermodel push-ups **new** doin' the bear dance don ho heave download (also for defecation) **new** drain the main drainage dribble phlegm dribble drive the big white bus drive the Buick (Ba-heeeuuuu-ick) **new** drive the dunny drive the porcelain bus Brrrrrrrrroooom! **new** drive the porcelain truck drive the porcliean bus **new** drive the tractor drop chowder drop the carpet pizza drown the ants dry boke dry heave dump core Dutch groceries Earl, to **new** eat backwards effuse the night's excess egestation egurgitate eject a stomach eject elgen (Norwegian call the moose) **new** emergency stomach evacuation emesis emetic emit organic output emit empty the carrot or corn sack **new** enjoy dinner in reverse enjoy yourself in reverse envomish erupt the grocery geyser esophagus reversal Europe, go to **new** Europe, to **new** evacuate evomit exgurgitate exorcision of the stomach devils **new** expel exspew facial diarrhea facin' the basin fecal burp feed some baby birds **new** feed the alligators **new** feed the birds feed the ducks feed the fish feed the houseplants feed your young feedback feeding the porcelain god **new** fertilize the carpet fertilize the sidewalk fetch fill the bilge fill up the Tory swimming pool fire the franks **new** fire your retro rockets **new** five finger spray, do the **new** flash the tonsils at the water mirror flash your hash flay fling floor pie fling your food flowage food escape! food flight food fountain foul the pristine shores **new** frapper la telephone **new** fratboy goulash **new** fubar gack gag galp gargle gravy gargle the organic way **new** gastric overpressure relief gastronomical disturbance **new** get a refund on your lunch get bit by Count Barf-ula get on the big white telephone to Jesus get sick giggle chunks giggle over the porcelain intercom giggle to Ralph give a Royal Doulton hug give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelain god give birth to flying creamed corn give the ants some mana from heaven **new** give the janitor something to sprinkle sawdust on **new** give up to superior incontinence give your intestines the day off **new** Glargie **new** glutton go for the big spit go green go to Europe with Ralph and Earl in a Buick gorrel groince **new** growl at the gravel growl at the ground growl at your shoes growl in the grass growl in the gutter growl splash monkey growl gudge gulch gurp gush quid gush gut dump gut paint guzzle hack a loogie **new** hack and gag hack eggs hack it out hack 'n bile hack some stew hack up some chunks hack hag ham hawking hang a food rope harf have a long conversation with armatige shanks **new** have a Roman after-dinner mint **new** have premature diarrhea **new** hawk head explosion heave dry or otherwise **new** heave ho and away we go **new** heave your guts out **new** heave heccccchluuug heist the grub herf herk Hewey and Ralph hiccup from hell high velocity reverse peristaltic chain reaction hock up a furball holler New York honk up honk hooverin' horf it up hork the pork hork your beans hork hostile projectile howl Huey hug the commode hug the porcelain wishing well huke hum chow hurk hurl projectile material with or without chunks hurl your hash hurl your mung hurlage **new** hurl I chucked my cheerios I gotta chew my fries more ignivomous impersonate a gargoyle **new** impersonate The Fly **new** impromptu protein party induce antiperistalsis input error **new** insult your shoes inverse gut inverse intake involuntary exportation of chunky by-products involuntary personal protein spill it **new** Jersey yodel, the **new** jump shot keck kiss the can kneel before the porcelain goddess kneel before the porcelain god kneel before the porcelain throne kotzen (German) **new** lap lung butter lateral cookie toss laugh at the carpet laugh at the lawn laugh at the lions laugh at your shoes laughing at the dog **new** launch lunch launch the food shuttle launch the shuttle lay leave a pavement pizza leave a trophy leave lunch leggo yer eggo let the lunch fly let your finger do the walking **new** liberate your lunch liberation lick the lumps **new** lick the tile lipshits liquid belch liquid cough liquid giggles liquid laugh liquid scream liquid yawn liquid yodel liquidate your assets little lob liquid hand grenades look for Hughie look for O'Rourke look for Ralph lose faith in the digestive system **new** lose fluorescent Christmas cheer **new** lose it lose lunch lose one's cookies **new** lose some chopped carrots lose weight lose your groceries lose your lunch lose lumpy burp lumpy cough lumpy giggle lumpy laugh lumpy yawn lumpy yodel lunch lift off **new** lunch recycled lunch reviewed lunch revisited lunch taking a vacation **new** lunch lurch in the white church **new** lurch make a call on the great white telephone make a carrot mine (usually found on the beach) make a crustless pizza make a deposit in the great white bank make a pea-and-carrot kaleidoscope **new** make a puke pizza with everything on it make a technicolour tribute to Disney make an inventory make an offering at the altar of the stainless steel god
(submarine heads aren't made of porcelin) **new** make an offering to the porcelain god make chowder make food offerings to the China gods make love to the lav make pavement asterisks make pizza make room for seconds **new** make sidewalk stew make some cream of mushroom soup make some Ethiopian cookie dough **new** make some modern art in the bathroom **new** make some peptic plaster make special sauce **new** make the chunky puddle make the dinner make the oatmeal hit the wall make your colon feel rejected **new** making frequent flyer piles **new** manual override (fingers down the throat) marinade your tongue **new** mark the street meal to go have a **new** mediating a food fight meet my friends, Ralph and Earl melo mix a batch of Appalachian pancake batter **new** motion discomfort (as written on airline barf-bags) **new** motion sickness mouth pissing **new** move the bowels mug the hurpey mug the porcelain tourist multi-colored yawn munch the carpet my dinner is coming to say hello nausea nauseous negative chug negative mealtime non-turdable purgeable's **new** nutritional outsourcing nux vomica offer a sacrifice to Ralph, the porcelain god open the cudgates **new** open the flood gates open the sluices open your pie hole **new** oral diarrhea oral turbo blowby order Buicks over the big white phone order up a street pizza organ recital organic output out of stomach experience overeat overweight burp paint one's trousers paint the back seat paint the ceiling with mama's milk (results of pyloric stenosis) **new** paint the floor paint the pavemant **new** paint the porcelain **new** paint the town green paint the wall parbreak park the Buick park the pea soup park the tiger pavement Picasso **new** pavement pizza pay homage to the Irishman Huey O'Rourke
Hueee-oooo-eeeee, oh, rorrrrrkkkk! **new** perbrake **new** perbreak **new** perform the big spit perform the liquid cough perkin the gherkin perk phlebotomy phlegm and bile **new** pickle your gums **new** pick pitch a slider pitch pizza to go **new** plant beets planting carrots **new** planting lawn pizzas **new** play at spot the diced carrot play at the porcelain altar play the rumination game play the whale play with the edible yo-yo plead your case before the porcelain judge pledge your allegience to Vomitola-Khomaini plethory polish tonsils polish your shoes pop a gastric zit pop cakes porcelain plaster porcelain projectiles potar pour fourth pour one's overindulgence povracati power barf power blow power boot power chuck pray at the oval altar pray at the porcelain altar pray to the China goddess pray to the porcelain goddess pray to the porcelain gods pray to the porcelain princess preach it to the congregation prepare dinner for a racist projectile hose vom projectile style projectile, to **new** projectile vomiting projectiling propel chunks protein sacrifice **new** protein slingshot protein spill provoke psychadelic scream psychadelic spit psychadelic yawn pukebomb **new** puke pull a peter **new** pulpit pump your own stomach **new** pump purge a vacuumed stool purge purging pancakes **new** purging the buffer put a different kind of chicken in a different kind of pot pie put your anus out of work **new** put your best food forward pyloric stenosis
(muscle that empties stomach actually blocks food, resulting in projectile vomiting. It's fatal if not corrected.) **new** quake one's gizzard quease rainbow fountain rainbow kiss rainbow make a **new** rainbow retch Ralph, to **new** Ralph your cookies **new** reach read the toilet reboot rebut reconstitute junk food reconstitute some soup in the toilet **new** recycle your last meal recycle your lunch redecorate ones shoes redecorate the bathroom redecorate refund (with all due respect to "Seinfeld") **new** refund with all due respect to Seinfeld **new** regurgitate all you ate regurgitate rejection reject release the lions rememberence of meals past **new** repeat dinner respew retaste your lunch retch liquid vowels eeeeeeee... oooooooo... uuuuuuuuu **new** retch your guts up retch-a-sketch (sidewalk art) retch retro digestion **new** retroshit return the tripe return to sender **new** reverse diarrhea reverse drink reverse gears reverse gut reverse lunch flux **new** reverse peristalsis reverse stomach flushing **new** reverse the food flow **new** review the meal revisit dinner revomit ride the meal-go-round ride the regurgitron ride the yak riding the throller coaster, your stomach is **new** ring ripple esophagus road pizza rope paring? round-trip lunch ticket **new** round-trip meal ticket Rufus rupe (Midwestern USA, 1960s) **new** sample your stomach contents **new** Saturnalia scat school lunch rerun have a **new** school lunch reunion have a **new** scream at the ants scream at the bushes scream at the carpet scream at your shoes scream beets scream chunks scream cookies scream in Braille scream Mimi sea search the porcelain cavern for the mulch monster seconds... **new** sell a Buick sell cars Fooorrrrd!!! Buuuuiiiccckkkk! Hyuundai!!!! **new** sell the Buick send a message to the wastebasket sending it back sensible sent a gift to the down under **new** serenade the drains serve some California stew **new** serve up a hot lunch set out some gooey potpourri **new** set out the roach buffet **new** set your lunch free shaq-fu share lunch with Ralph share snack shit backwards **new** shoot mouth stew shoot the cat shootin' white hoops **new** shoot shout at your shoes shout Europe at the sink shout to Huey and Ralph show the menu after eating **new** show up late for the hunger strike **new** shpew shunder sick as a cat, to be as **new** sick as a dog, to be as **new** sick, to be **new** sick to one's stomach sick up **new** sick sidewalk pizza sing lunch sing psychadelic praises to the depths of the china bowl sing solo in the porcelain amphitheater sing the Argentinian national anthem **new** sing the gurgle song sing the lovely beer ballad sing the national anthem of Bulemia **new** sing to the sink skat slam barf sleep sling beets slop sloppy seconds **new** snarf sneeze cheese sneeze chunks sneeze your chunks snorkel for carrots solid scream solid smile solid sneeze solid spit solid yawn solid yodel soul coughing soup's up **new** sousou all over the floor **new** speak to Ralph on the big white telephone spend the night with huey and hurbert **new** speuge spew chips spew chunks spew snacks spew soup spew spuds spew supper spew the wild oats spew your guts up spew your vittles spew spewup your arse spewup your c*nt **new** spewup your date spill the groceries spill your life story spill your tofu brunch spill spit bits **new** spit cheese spit chips spit have a **new** spit up **new** spit up your innards spit splash your hash split pea spew splong splooge spout spray chum spray chunks spray spray-paint the carpet spread the stomach grease sprout spunge starve your tapeworm **new** steal stomach overflow error stomach snot strain street pizza **new** stump surge take pictures of funny faces in the porcelain photobooth talk on the commode-a-phone talk on the porcelain telephone talk to Earl on the big white phone **new** talk to God on the big white telephone talk to God talk to Huey down the big white telephone talk to Huey talk to John on the porcelain telephone talk to John talk to Ralph on the big white telephone talk to Ralph on the commode-a-phone talk to Ralph talk to Ruth on the big white telephone talk to the alligators **new** talk to the carpet talk to the dragon talk to the interior decorator on the commode-a-phone talk to the lawn talk to the pocelain god talk to the Tidy-Bowl man talk to your shoes talk with the monster talk with white foam taste dinner taste lunch twice taste the acid **new** taste the creamy goodness **new** tastes even better the second time technicolour giggle technicolour laugh technicolour scream technicolour spit technicolour yawn technicolour yodel test the echo chamber **new** the great upheaval three-dimensional burp throw a seven throw dinner throw up throw your voice throw thunder-chunder chowder blow thunder-chunder pavement pizza thunder-chunder rainbow parfait tickle your tonsils to bock (apparently Scottish) **new** to do a bush (originally translated from Japanese) toilet bowl love tonsil toss toss a tiger toss chunks toss, to **new** toss up toss your cookies toss your lunch toss your tacos tryout for the gymnastics team **new** tuna salad swimming upstream turn on the soup spout turn on the tap turn your guts inside out uebergeben ug uke ulrik Uncle Fester un-drink un-eat unidentified flying chunks unleash the dragons unleash the monster unload cargo unload some vitamins **new** unrecoverable application error un-swallow upchuck the boogie upchuck upload to the porcelain modem upward nutritional mobility urp use the chunky mouthwash **new** vector-spew verp vertical fertilizer vertigo of the stomach violent reverse thrust mode visible burp visit the vomitorium void volcan vomediate vome vomishment vomish vomition vomitive vomito vomit vomitory vomiturient vomiturition vortex wamble Warhol wail **new** waste good beer wax the floor werble wet burp wet giggle wet laugh wet yawn wet yodel we-wow **new** whip the cat whisper in the wok whistle a solid tune whistle beef whistle carrots whistle chunks Whoo-Splat! **new** Windows 95 responding **new** Windows 98 responding **new** winning the gold medal in the cookie toss **new** wishing to die **new** wolf woof your cookies woof woof-up your vittles worf worship at the porcelain altar worship Ralph at the great procelain throne worship the porcelain goddess worship the porcelain god worship the porcelain idol wretch Wyatt Erp **new** yabble yack yakkin' yak yank on the diaphragmatic chain **new** yap and scat **new** yap yark yatch yawn for the hearing impaired yawn in technicolor **new** yawn yeech yell at Ralph in sign language yell at the ground yell at your shoes yell cabbage yell down the porcelain manhole yell for Europe yell for Hughie yodel for Ralph yodel groceries **new** yodel in technicolour yodel jelly and ice cream yodel yogurt **new** yodel yoggage yog yorkel york yorp yuck yuke yurk zook zoot zuke