Millenial Dirtbag

by Misty and Karina

(To the tune of "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus. All rights reserved. Hehe.)

Koenma:

Her name is Botan

I had a dream about her

She rings my bell

Got work to do in an hour

Oh how she rocks

In her pink kimono

And she knows too well who I am

But she doesn't give a damn about me

'Coz I'm a millenial dirtbag baby

I'm a millenial dirtbag baby

Listen to Rei Kai Tantei baby

With me

(ooooh!!!!)

She's sometimes a twit

And she's bubbly and lively too

And she'd simply kick

My ass if she knew I told you

She lives right next door

And she flies in an oar

And she knows too well who I am

But she doesn't give a damn about me

(Chorus)

Millenial dirtbag

No she doesn' know what she's missin'

Man I feel so old

It's my 1000th birthday party

Lo and behold!

She's walking over to me

This must be fake

My pacifier starts to shake

Now she knows how old I am

And she doesn't give a damn about it

Botan:

I've got two tickets to Rei Kai Tantei baby

They're a crappy band but listen baby

(Yusuke: *$!@$#!!! Crappy my ass!     Hiei: Hn!      Kurama: ....     Kuwabara: Crappy? What's that?)

I'm a millenial dirtbag baby like you

(oooh!!!)

(Chorus)

Millenial dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missin'