KOENMA'S RIVALS

 

As we were saying, we shall prove to you that they are compatible, but in order to do this, we must first eliminate all of Koenma-sama's "rivals" in Ningen Kai and beyond.

Who ARE his rivals?

Rival no. 1:

Kurama!!!!!!

Name: Minamino Shuichi a.k.a. Kurama
Age: 15(as a human, at the beginning of the series)
Hair color: Red
Eye color: Green

Why we think he and Botan would not be the best match:

Misty: Oh. Kurama! *swoon*

Karina: Misty! *nudge, nudge* We're in the middle of our commentary here! Let's start with his hair.

Misty: Oh his hair, his lovely red locks...*swoon* *sigh*

Karina: Anyway, as I was saying...

Misty:(daydreaming)

Karina: Looks like I have to do this alone. Anyway, about his hair, as you all know he has red hair, and Botan, on the other hand has blue hair. Don't you think that clashes?

Misty: WHAT'S WRONG WITH KURAMA-CHAN'S HAIR?! (strangles Karina)

Karina: Unnnhh...I'm choking to death here!

Misty:Oh I'm sorry. Anyway what's wrong with his hair?

Karina: If you just take your hands off my neck first, I'll explain.

Misty:Oh, sure, I forgot.

Karina: Well, as I said before, when you weren't listening (glares at Misty) the colors of their hair clash. Let's just leave it at that.

Anyway, the second reason is their personalities.

Misty:WHAT'S WRONG WITH KURAMA-CHAN'S PERSONALITY?! (strangles Karina again)

Karina: Oh my poor neck... (rubs her neck) Ouch! You really did a good job of strangling me this time!

I'm not saying that there's something wrong with Kurama's personality, or Botan's for that matter. I'm just saying they're too different. You see, Kurama's sort of the quiet, intellectual kind of guy, while Botan's all bubbly and carefree and cheerful. Like their hair, their personalities clash. I just don't think it'll work out, in the long run.

Misty: I kinda agree with you! Besides, they're worlds apart...literally!

Karina: Yes, I guess. Kurama's from the Ma Kai, while Botan is from the Rei Kai. Talk about long distance relationships!

Misty: Oh, and don't forget the final and most important reason!

Karina: Huh?!

Misty: If Kurama ends up with Botan, what about me? Boohoohoo!!!

Karina: Misty?!

 

Rival no.2

Hiei!

Name: Hiei (kinda short, huh?) 
Age: (actually he has lots of 'em!)               
Hair color: black with blue and white highlights (I wonder who did his hair?)
Eye color: Red 

                

Why we think he and Botan would not make the best match:

Karina: I don't even know how they came up with THAT idea. How could they pair up Botan with Hiei?

Misty: Karina, those Hiei-Botan fans might kill us. (looks around warily) I'm sorry, Hiei-Botan fans... (bonks Karina in the head) my friend here can just be so tactless sometimes...gomengomengomengomen...

Karina: Don't worry , we already have enough enemies with that Kurama-Botan commentary we gave just awhile ago. A few more won't hurt.

Misty: Let's just get on with it.

If Kurama is the quiet, intellectual type, Hiei is the quiet...well quiet type. I don't think he can stand Botan's cheerfulness with his ever present sarcasm.

Karina: Just imagine Botan rattling away cheerfully to Hiei, who'd just nod and say "Hn." to her every remark. Not very romantic, isn't it?

Misty: He's not much of a conversationalist either.

Karina: Besides, Hiei already has Mukuro, who he gets along with well and who hs a lot of things in common with him.

Misty: Botan and Hiei are also worlds apart...literally!

Karina: Hey, isn't this deja vu?

 

Rival no. 3 

Yusuke!

Name: Urameshi Yuusuke  
Age: 14 (at the beginning of the series)


Hair Color: black


Eye color: (err...not sure...)

Why we think he and Botan would not make the best match:

Misty: We only have one word for all of you: KEIKO.

Karina: Yes! Yusuke already has a partner, and it's Keiko! They are already one of the canon couples in YYH. Besides, Yusuke really loves Keiko, and he will never leave her for Botan. 

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