Wheeee!!! Welcome to our new YYH miscellaneous humor section. The things here are ours, unless otherwise stated. (For example, the Anime Thesis Ideas belong to ARaZhi, etc.). So please don't take anything without our permission, all right?
Wheeee!!! Welcome
to our new YYH miscellaneous humor section. The things here are ours,
unless otherwise stated. (For example, the Anime Thesis Ideas belong to ARaZhi,
etc.). So please don't take anything without our permission, all right?
There are currently 4 subsections here. Take your pick!
Things that
People in YYH Will Never Say!
The
Secret to Flawless Hair in Anime!
You
Know You Love Koenma and Botan Too Much When...
Anime
Thesis Ideas
THINGS THAT PEOPLE IN YYH WILL NEVER SAY!
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET TO FLAWLESS HAIR IN ANIME?
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YOU KNOW YOU LOVE KOENMA AND BOTAN TOO MUCH WHEN...
Your idea of an angel is someone who wears a kimono, and can fly using an oar.
Your idea of the "heavenly judge" when you die looks like a little baby (complete with pacifier and all!!!)
You would actually want to die just to meet them. (OK, now *that's* too much.)
Whenever you see an oar, you go ahead and test it for flight.
You giggle whenever your Biology teacher says the word "Botany".
You actually try to convince your boyfriend to wear a pacifier.
You go to a beauty parlor and you ask the people there to dye your hair blue.
And last, but not the least... you make a site for them!!! (ahem-ahem...guilty, guilty...)
Ah. The mysterious
world of anime. Where flying pigs and three-eyed demons are common. Where hair
can defy the laws of physics. Ever wonder why this came to be? What would our
world be like if the fictional parts of anime were a reality for us?
If you can do an anime related
thesis, what would you do?
1. 3d Anime
A cyborg that can look, act,
talk, and think like any anime character of your choice. It can be a bishounen
like Kurama-kun or as *toot* as Kuwabara-kun. [*toot* will be supplied by the
reader]
2. Rei Gan Ring
A ring that could shoot out bolts
of enery. Has several power levels and several forms. May be used ala shot gun
or as regular rei gan. If you wanna zap your prof's butt without being seen,
this is the perfect tool for you!
3. Great Balls of
Ki!
A machine that can produce ki
balls similar to Sensui's attacks. Preferred users are soccer players, ie Hidaka
Ken.
4. Pentium Omi
A chip that could hack, crack,
and attack any system at any given time. Fast. Clean. And trace-free.
5. Kurama OS 2001
The lastest in cutting edge
operating systems. Capable of analyzing the most difficult situations,
equations, and problems. Comes equipped with a program especially designed for
the botanist in you, the Botanical Office 2001. More efficient and faster than
the second-rate copy, Kaito OS 2001.
6. Multi-purpose
Pacifier
A very entertaining pacifier for
the young ones, or even old ones. Very durable that it can last for hundreds of
years. During black out, it will glow in the dark, preventing the accidental
tripping over the kiddies. Can be used as flashlight. It can also create a
shield which can prevent any potential spanker from getting near.
7. Synthetic Muscles
A microcontrolled synthetic
muscle that could contract and expand depending on the percentage that the user
wants. WARNING: Going beyong 100% might overheat the circuit and cause the
muscles to fall apart ^^;
8. Ki Saber
Tired of the plastic Star Wars
lightsaber? Or of the flashlight that your brother told you is a lightsaber but
couldn't cut through anything? Now, Ki Saber is here! Soon to be patented and
designed by the brilliant future engineer Kuwabara Kazuma. When it will be
finished remains unknown...
9. Slap-o-meter
A machine that could measure the
force of a slap. Designed to test the endurance of a person being slapped. How
hard a slap can a person take? The experiment will be conducted by Yukimura
Keiko on the [unwilling] subject Urameshi Yusuke.
10. Hn Translator
A device that can be attached
near the mouth of the "Hn" speaker. The device will take note of the
situation and the environment and give the proper translation for the speaker's
"Hn". Very useful if you plan to talk to Hiei.
11. Loudmouth!
A device that can minimize a
person's voice to a tolerable level. Proposed by Genkai-sama after the doctor
ordered that too much shouting [from certain students] is bad for her
ears.
12. Electronic Flying
Oar
Don't know how to fly an oar?
Can't land it properly? Fear no more! The Electronic Flying Oar have autopilot
capabilities that can fly you and land you safely in any place you like. Comes
equiped with a tutorial written by registered ferrygirl Botan ^^; Current tests
shows that the tutorial is reliable 50% of the time ^^;
13. The Gigantic
Tired of your tall younger
brothers or sisters looking down on you? Of sons or daughters that aren't
intimidated of you? The Gigantic is here to solve your small problems! The
Gigantic can make you look as much as 100 times bigger and/or taller! Tests
shows that the Gigantic works 100%. It is totally fool-proof! Tried and tested
by Enma-sama [original height: 4ft.]
14. Futuristic Glasses
Want to have a look at the
future? Then this glasses are perfect for you! It works 99% of the time [it
cannot predict the actions of a certain redhead with a strong hatred for
Takatoris]! The glasses will show 5 minutes into the future. Predict test
questions before taking the exam. Know if your husband will be a bishounen or
not, months or years ahead of time. Warning: Do not wear these glasses while
crossing the street. The future is always in motion, and while you're busy
seeing your future in your Futuristic Glasses you might not notice the incoming
car ^^;
15. Know-It All Wig
A beautiful orange-red wig made
of real hair that will enable you to read the minds! That's not all! Wearing
this wig will give you the ability to move in the speed of light and jump off
high buildings safely.
16. Painless Eye Patch
Are you sick and tired of all the
pain that you have to endure throughout your whole life? Be absolutely pain free
with the Painless Eye Patch! You will become immune to all sorts of pain due to
punches, kicks, and cuts. Weiss Kreuz tested and guaranteed that anyone wearing
the Painless Eye Patch will feel 0% pain 100% of the time! Warning: Users of the
Painless Eye Patch might experience sociopathic tendencies, strong fetish for
sharp objects, licking sharp objects, cutting oneself and others, and obsession
towards hurting God. Users are advised to sleep upside down in a straight
jacket.
17. Shroud of Beauty
Don't be misled by the name! This
shroud not only makes the user as bishounen as Wakamaru but also has
teleportation powers! Warning: frequent use of this shroud will turn make the
user ugly (with horns) if used unwisely, especially when user is angry.
18. The Ani Tablet
This tablet when ingested gives
the person powers to move his/her body parts around his/her body. It also
enables him/her to morph into anything or anyone. Warning: the side-effects of
this tablet is emotional instability, all-around craziness, and strange
laughter.
19. Automatic Stamper
A robot designed to stamp all
those Reikai documents for Koenma-sama. Koenma-sama have the onis and ferry
girls working for in for several hundred years now. The robot looks exactly like
him. Just as kawaii with just the right amount of stubborness and bossiness to
fool his father.
All these whacked out ideas are
from ARaZhi. (Hey! We didn't write that comment about the whacked out ideas,
okay? ARaZhi herself said so. Er, wrote so. Whatever.)
Of course... we need your contributions!!! Send in your ideas to [email protected] !
