| Roger & Co. - Episode 1 Roger: "Hey....hey you....kid....." son: " 'Roger Jr.' !" Roger: "yeah, Roger Jr...before you start mowing the lawn, can you get me a beer? actually, just bring the whole 30-can case." **Roger sits in his chair and opens another beer. Listens to the music playing in the den. ** Roger: "Ah, that's the stuff." **Turntable plays the Beach Boys "Cabinessence" ** Roger Jr: "Dude, it sounds like the Four Freshmen on drugs." Roger: "Shut up, you. you don't know what the hell you're talking about, anyway." **Roger grabs a handful of cheetos and shoves too much into his mouth. ** Roger: "Mfffffff! shhhhhft!!" **spits them out ** Roger Jr: "Nice one, Captain Retardo!" Roger: "Shut up! Go mow the lawn! Go do my bidding!" Roger Jr. "God damn it.." walks out of the room to mow the lawn." Roger: "Stupid kid." **Roger opens another beer and belches. ** Roger: **fart** "Ah that's the stuff. **pauses** ....oh god damn it not again!" **Roger is in the shower. Roger's wife bangs on the door. ** Wife: "Roger, are you in the shower again?? That's the 3rd time today already!" Roger: "I'm SORRY but god damn it, man!" Wife: "Ugh..." Roger: "you know, it's not my fault they don't make disposable underwear." Wife: "you know, they do. They're called "diapers" Roger: "oh come on! I'm not a baby! I don't need a diaper!" Wife: "Well i think you do!" Roger: "For christ's sake, can i take a fucking shower in peace???" Wife: **grunts flushes toilet ** Roger: "Ow-roarrrrrrrrrrrr!" END |