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| Roger & Co. - Episode 2 Wife: "Roger....Roger, have you seen the phone???" Roger: "I'm on the fucking can!" Wife: "Roger I can't find the phone!" Roger: "I'm taking a fucking shit!" Wife: "I don't know where it went! You know, they should really put cords or something at the end of them so you don't lose them." Roger: "I'm trying to pass my god damn fucking bowels!!! **talks to himself now** C'mon! gimme some movement!!" **claps hands** "You can do it! I can do it! We can do it!!" Wife: "Roger, I'm going to the store to buy another cordless phone!" **leaves** Roger: "Oh thank god!" 2 minutes later... Roger: "Oh no!" **spins t.p. roll** "oh no!! oh shit!! Wife?! Wifey!! I need more t.p.!! Oh god no!!" **Roger continues screaming and cursing profanities from the bathroom**. END |
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