| Yeah, I remember that episode of "Home Improvement", when it "Jumped the Shark". It was when Al had the diarrhea. Al was totally struggling with it.
Tim: "Al, today we're going to do some squats on Tool Time!" AL: "I don't THINK SO, Tim!!!" Tim: "You look a little flush there, Al." AL: **hands on head, looking down at floor, heavy breathing** "This diarrhea has taken over my life!!" Tim: "At least it's not your mother." AL: "My mother is DEAD." Tim: "Yeah 'cause your diarrhea splattered all over the place!" AL: **stomps right foot** "mfffffffffffffffffffffffffff!" Tim to AL: "grunt grunt grunt!" Tim to audience: "arf arf arf arf arf arf arf!" Audience: **stomps feet** "arf arf arf arf arf arf arf!" Tim: "I say we do some jumping jacks! C'mon, Al! One, two, three, four, yeah!" AL: **runs off the stage** |