Kill baby (kick the baby)
By Dolph Rudager
Lyrics � 2004 Dolph Rudager Inc.

I went into a restaurant, going for a nice meal,
baby was seated down next to us,
all it did was squeal

I don't appreciate it, it's rude
your uncontrollable baby,
ruined my dune.


[Chorus]

baby wouldn't stop screaming

ruined my day (kill baby)

I'm going to get a vasectomy (kill baby)

kick the baby....
shoot the children in the street,
oh-ho that's the solution!
kill baby!

Mom and dad should be castrated,
Now they have baby,
Don�t they wish they had masturbated?


The world isn't your own personal bathroom,
Don't wanna see mom's sagging breast
baby can get their tit juice in private
You�re the worst kind of pest.



I don't want a baby,
No need,
Don't want the screaming,
or passing of the evil seed.

I don't need the stress of baby,
rubber dick condom, savor of thee,
no financial ruin-i-ty!!


Stop over-populating the planet,
Babies using up all of the resources,
It's one crowded mess,
Tormenting of all for recourses.



Your mother was a whore,
Couldn't keep her legs shut,
Father was a horn-toad,
Mother now has a fat gut

Now they have a pile of smut.
It's your mutt

Piling bills, and sleepless nights,
Diapers of shit,
and endless fights

[Chorus]


baby wouldn't stop screaming

ruined my day (kill baby)

I'm going to get a vasectomy (kill baby)

kick the baby....
shoot the children in the street,
oh-ho that's the solution!
kill baby!


babies aren't cute, they annoying
stop making babies!

kill baby!

(long guitar / drum solo)

kill baby!

kill baby!

kill baby! (no more babies!)
kill the baby! (no more baby)
kick the baby (screaming brat)
shoot the children (bad baby)
in the street (shittin' baby)
oh-ho that's the solution (kick the baby)
kick the baby, kick the baby, kick the baby, kick the baby

(fade out)

END
11/30/04
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