| Country Hick Poem By Dolph Rudager If I were a Country music star, I'd wear a big dumb 'ol white cowboy hat & boots, skin-tight jeans and a big belt buckle. Then I'd carry my acoustic guitar around, and sing in a loud, overbearing tone. And, of course, I'd drive a Geo. **upbeat tempo hick music begins** "I'm a Ge-o mannnnnnn.... That's all I driiiiiiiive..... I got big boundriiiiiiiiiiiies.... Ah can't go thirty-fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!" The Ford version: "I'm a Ford Truck mannnnnnnn That's all I driiiiiiiive I got no boundriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies.... I can't compromise!" |
| 7/11/04 |