(I'm no) Microwave Chef
By: me

reality shows
you're a dinosaur,
I have no face
yeah I�m a dinosaur
born in a wrong time in a wrong place

things were so much simpler yesteryear
when a button and a click wasn't around
zapping into a modern passage of ease.
turning dials & excess frowned.

but now I'm lost and confused
but you didn't say anything
I didn't know
it's hard to recognize you
my time is up, I gotta go

I'll catch you later.

I'm no microwave chef
I ain't no microwave chef

locked in a paramounted drought
I'm paranoidly group awared
I'm seeing and hearing things that don't even exist
blinding paranoia flared

outside in the distant darkness,
is a semi's wheels howling on concrete ground
with loot carrying on
hopped up on pills and chemicals
drudging going to a place, we'll never know.


carried along in my mind
and discreted contingencies
my ways have excluded me
from the parliaments of ecstasies.

I get along, the only way I know.

I'm no microwave chef
I ain't no microwave chef

the insignificance, of it all
I'm paranoidly inclined

Then one day I wake up in Texas
flowing all around
I know nothing of anything
or of the ground.

I'm a howling monkey in a whore house
I can't get it all along.
I'm just a jester
oozing in the town

END                                                                       
9/27/05
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