Let's Do The Bad Idea
By D. Rudager

let's do the bad idea
let's do the bad idea
let's do the bad idea

pay for fast food
then drive away

let's do the bad idea
let's do the bad idea
let's do the bad idea

let's steal a car
from a one-legged woman
let's shoot the bad idea
let's shoot the bad idea
let's shoot the bad idea

let's smoke in bed
let's smoke in bed
let's do the bad idea
let's do the bad idea

let's sleep in for the football game
and eat bacon grilled cheese

let's shoot the bad idea
let's shoot the bad idea

I'm doing the bad idea
I'm doing the bad idea
let's shoot the bad idea

let's mix ammonia and bleach
and make mustard gas

let's do the bad idea
let's do the bad idea

let's pick up a hitchhiker
with a gun in his guitar case

let's shoot the bad idea
let's shoot the bad idea

driving on the left side of the roads
and we're lickin' the back, of the toads

let's do the bad idea
let's do the bad idea

let's bet against the home team
and kidnap the starting pitcher

let's do the bad idea
let's do the bad idea

let's dye our hair
and move into an apartment
and gargle glass
and throw lawn darts into the air!

let's do the bad idea
let's do the bad idea

I said, let's do the bad idea!
let's do the bad idea!
bad idea, bad idea, bad idea, bad idea,
it's a....
bad idea, bad idea, bad idea, bad idea,
I'm doing the bad idea!
yeah!

END
9/29/05
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