| Remote Control
By: Dolph Rudager Where's my�.. remote control? For the television Can't get up Or think I'm so lazy and have no soul. Batteries�remote control? I can't find them It needs them I am simple What can I buy now? Can't make a thought Can't pay a bill Can't be unique Can't have a brain. I love.... the pop culture I have a debit card I use And a cell phone Live on the computer Need to push a button I need another.. upgraaaaaade! Another product that I don't need But I want it I cannot resist, tho Don't care �bout Credit Ratings I need pizza With extra sausage. Where's my phone? Can't write my name Can't run around Can't breathe easy Don't wanna diet Lookin' out for another Starbucks. Where's my�. remote control? Sitting on my ass all day All I think of is me Being shallow and materialistic. Education - going back every year Regression - not a progression Extinction - I am in wane Dissolution - I decay END |
| a Clash parody � 11/24/05 |