| Wow, probably the worst song I've ever written! Just most of the title and the 1st line ripped-off from another song.
Come Live With Me D. Rudager i got nasty habits i piss all over the place on the toilet seat, and in the yard, and in the shower I spit phlegm at every face I cuss at old people and I scream while I drive people fornicate all around it's a shame you idiots are alive. [Chorus]: come live with me, come live with me. yeah, if you dare. Yeah. i drink booze and smoke cigarettes i swear a lot and write bad literature because it's such a fashion statement, i burn leaves and paper. Because I'm such a cheapskate, i have a slow internet connection i fart a lot i don't watch movies, and watch only in syndication. [Chorus]: come live with me, come live with me. yeah, if you dare. Yeah. yeah, i come to your house and i poop all over your toilet I'm a filthy, filthy man. and my belt is my throne. I'll yell at your children and discipline with the belt I'm an old-school man **some kind of 53-second tuba / acoustic guitar / tambourine solo** if i'm in the mood, i'll give you a shove or a cuss parade just for you Come live with me. you'd be the idiot, you'd be the fool. i'm not afraid to say something. i will not tolerate what i can't tolerate I got good credit, and i pay my bills if you don't, I'll Nazi-retaliate. i'll play a video game and scream my ass off or maybe i'll just throw something instead. if you leave out the milk or the dishes You'll wish you were dead. [Chorus]: come live with me, come live with me. yeah, if you dare. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Come....come.....come live with me, oh yeah ..not my fault. Yours! END 11/29/05 |