| Even the Losers
(a Tom Petty parody) By D. Rudager Desalinate, and a round of poop we rolled cigarettes and hit on the poon I cuffed when you talked about leprosy... slumping around, talkin' 'bout your spleeeeeen Being in town sucked n' saw the Ex; made my skin peel and she still had a voice that would make a pig squeal I said, "you know about the colors purple and green?" You go "no." and then you go and think about weeeeeeeeed... Baby even the losers... have to die sometime Even the losers....make records sometimes They steal things sometimes Buying broken parts, for a well-running car Saying things we shouldn't and lungs full of tar First forking forge above the crescent roll I've ever seen You punctured me for stealing the dirty magazine Baby even the losers...procreate sometimes Even the losers..... arrive on time They get to bleed sometimes Baby even the losers... have to die sometime Even the losers....cheat at cards They get tax breaks sometimes Baby even the losers... have to die sometime Even the losers.... get beaten sometimes Even the losers get shot sometimes Even the losers get stabbed sometimes Even the losers get away sometimes END |
| 2/7/06 |