Deal! 
By Dolph Rudager

alright, here's the deal
alright, here's the deal

you a' sick of the pooping
pooping all the time,
pooping every day

you say you'll poop until you die
you say you'll poop til you die

you decide you've become sick of it
you gonna stop pooping
you gonna stop pooping

but guess what,
if you don't poop,
you gonna die
if you don't poop,
you gonna die

yeah u gonna die.

you may be special but you gonna die
your girlfriend may be pretty,
but some day she'll be dead.

dead!

walkin' down the street
someday i'll be dead!
**upbeat tempo**

see that woman, mis-driving that car
someday that car will be crushed

there's a whole lotta poop in this world
enough to wrap 20 times around the world

I once pooped in a bag.
It was like gravy and went mad

you eat that food, it'll kill ya
someday you're gonna die.

and guess what?
someday, you're gonna DIE!

killin'
killin'
killin'
killin'
killin'

poopin', poopin' poopin' poopin'.

poopin' on the door, poopin' on the floor, California
poopin� in a glass, poopin� from your ass, California
poopin' in the car, poopin' in a jar, California.
poopin' on the lawn, hittin' on the bong, California
poopin' on the floor, poopin' in the store, Californiaaaaaa!

Poopin' Nation!

END
1/1/06
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